The humor in English Literature |
ok so i'm reading Shakespeare's Macbeth in English IV and so far this whole thing has been a big snooze...and then, whether it be from sheer boredom or lack of sleep, I came across something rather la...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:41:00 GMT |
You Know Your From Hurley when.... |
You might be from Hurley if...
1. You can name everyone you graduated with.
2. You know what 4-H is.
3. You ever went to a party that was held about 20 miles down a deserted dirt road.
4. You used ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 11:34:00 GMT |
20 ways to win me over... |
1. Hugs from behind.2. Grab my hand when you walk next to me.3. When standing, wrap your arms around me.4. Cuddle with me.5. DON'T FORCE ME TO DO ANYTHING.6. Write little notes.7. Compliment...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 13:33:00 GMT |
I Need a Guy Like This |
[ 1.]While I hold your hand, I'll play with your fingers.[ 2.]Tickle you & make you laugh.[ 3.]Kiss you.[ 4.]And not only kiss you on the lips, but kiss you on the cheek and forehead too.[ 5.]Hold...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 20:20:00 GMT |
As depressed as I am this is just too funny |
Love is a temptationthat starts with a sensationwhen a guy stick's his locationin a girls destinationto increase the populationfor the next generationdo you get my explainationor do you need a demonst...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 20:42:00 GMT |
I don't wanna be single anymore...it's now starting to suck...so what guy will do this to me? |
Leave her cute text messages.Kiss her in front of your friends.Trust her over everyone else.Tell her she looks beautiful.Look her in the eye when you talk to her.Tell her stupid jokes to make her laug...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 22:28:00 GMT |
I'll be there |
1.. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2.. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.. When you smile...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 22:16:00 GMT |
The Rules!!! |
1) You will recieve a body.
You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.
2) You will learn lessons.
&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 17:24:00 GMT |
I wonder.... |
I Wonder
1) How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
2) What happens if you get scared to death twice?
3) If the ..2 pencil is so popular, why is it still ..2?
4) If all the world is a s...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 14:05:00 GMT |
And for what? |
DAMN EVERYONE WITH A GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND. DAMN EVERYONE IN A RELATIONSHIP. DAMN EVERY GIRL THAT GETS GUYS TO FOLLOW HER AROUND LIKE LOST PUPPIES. DAMN EVERY GUY THAT GETS WITH A ...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 23:39:00 GMT |
