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About Me

I wish I had some insightful, introspective thoughts about myself, but the fact of the matter is that I've got nothing. I'm a bore with mediocre writing skills, and I'm jealous of people who have that thing called "talent."And here is the BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT~!

My Interests

Radio, Mixed Martial Arts, Writing, Baseball

I'd like to meet:

CM Punk, Nas, Tom Selleck, Rashad Evans, Chris Leben, Don Johnson & Phillip Michael Thomas.

Music:

Nas, System of a Down, Jan Hammer, Metallica, Powerglove, Disturbed, Gangstarr, Ghostface Killah, and too many other to bore you with.

Movies:

Narc, Platoon, The Godfather (all three), Collateral, Miami Vice, Mr. Baseball, The Karate Kid, Beverly Hills Cop, Dumb and Dumber, Tigerland and more that I can't think of right now.

Television:

House, Rescue Me, Entourage, Magnum, P.I., Miami Vice, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Ed, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, The Ultimate Fighter, Eureka

Books:

The Sorrow of War by Bao Ninh, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis.

Heroes:

My parents, CM Punk, Tom Selleck, and these men... ..And my newest hero... ..width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

Gangstarr Review

Gangstarr's "Mass Appeal: The Best Of"; from the Salem State Log (January 24, 2007) - - - How can a best-of album be bad? Well, ask anyone who bought the "best" of Snow, The Sugarhill Gang or Coolio, ...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:52:00 PST

Tokyo Police Club Review

WMWM 91.7 FM Album of the Moment Tokyo Police Club's "A Lesson In Time" - - - To answer your first question, Tokyo Police Club is not from Tokyo. They're from Toronto. It makes...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:09:00 PST

Motorhead Review

WMWM 91.7 FM Album of the Moment: Motorhead's "Kiss of Death" Motorhead lead vocalist Lemmy Kilminster's voice sounds like the growl of a rottweiler. To people who have never heard him sing, that soun...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST

Political Correctne$$

I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. I hate political correctness. I hate it. If I could take a bat to its face, I would do it without blinking. If I could put a bullet in...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:49:00 PST

Stabbings Aftermath

So the editors at the Log decided to cut this article in half...literally. They cut it off at the halfway point. Here it is in ALL of its glory. --- When Sgt. Dennis Luti of Campus Police ...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:38:00 PST

Stabbing Story

Confusion tore through South Campus late Thursday night, Oct. 5, after seven men were arrested, two of whom were stabbed, during a dance at the Harrington gymnasium. Five hundred people, 200 of whom w...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

Patrice O'Neal/Robert Kelly Stories

Here's a story I did for The Log about comedians Robert Kelly and Patrice O'Neal coming to Salem State for a show. It made the front page, so that was nice. Anyway, the paper ran them toge...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:02:00 PST

New Opinion Piece (I Hate Salem State)

This comes from the latest edition of the Salem State Log. Enjoy. If you go to Salem State, chances are that I hate you. Don't take it personally, since you either don't know me, don't ca...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:51:00 PST

Miami Vice Review

***Just so you know, I give away some plot points and other things that happen in the movie, so if you haven't seen it or want to see it...don't read it.*** "Miami Vice" by Paul Collins When De...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:41:00 PST

The Column~!

I heard this was printed in the latest Log, but I can't confirm that yet. Oh well...read it anyway. ------- President Nancy Harrington doesnt know me from a hole in the wall. In fact, shes proba...
Posted by Mr. Collins on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:30:00 PST