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Bran VonMuffin

Nothing's gonna change my world..

About Me

My name's Brandi, I go by several nicknames, but if you're not my friend you don't really deserve to call me by any of them. I'm engaged to the most wonderful and amazing man in the world, he makes me so happy and I love him with all my heart. I am SEVERELY shy, but once you get to know me I am probably the sweetest and most caring person you will ever meet, really. If you piss me off I have the ability to be the most heinous bitch you will ever meet in your life, in other words: DON'T FUCK UP! Don't mess with my friends, don't mess with my family, and basically just don't be a douche and we'll get along fine.

My Interests

My friends, my family, music, movies, books, poetry, art, Salvador Dali, cherries, good grammar, fantasy, fairy tales, pixies/faeries, human nature, nostalgia, make up, wigs, hair dye, tattoos and piercings, the occult, fetishes, Irish and/or Celtic mythology, my faith, pushing boundaries, politics, peace, understanding, rockabilly, beaded bracelets, hemp jewelry, glass beaded necklaces, stretched ears, ducks, cats, monkeys, costumes, Wintergreen Altoids, Djarum Black clove cigarettes, my camera, Combos, Sharpies, toothpicks, purses, concerts, moshing, dancing, screaming at the top of my lungs, coffee, Diet Dr. Pepper, walking at night, hand sanitizer, crab rangoon, Twizzlers, chocolate, pirates, grass, Disney, and many many more things.. but aren't you sick of reading this already?

I'd like to meet:

People of substance and intelligence. Funny people, interesting people, really, I'm not too picky. Also, a note to those who send friend requests: PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE FIRST, also, if you are male I have no interest in pursuing anything with you beyond casual friendship, I am engaged.

Music:

In alphabetical order: AFI, Arch Enemy, the Beatles, Bob Dylan, Bon Jovi (yes, Bon Jovi), Buddy Holly, Cher, Coheed and Cambria, Cradle of Filth, the Cure, Damien Rice, David Rovics, Dolly Parton, the Doors, the Dresden Dolls, Elvis, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Girl in a Coma, Hanson, Iggy Pop, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Josh Groban, Lacuna Coil, Leonard Cohen, Loreena McKennitt, Loretta Lynn, Marilyn Manson, Metallica (old), Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Motley Crue, My Chemical Romance, Nick Drake, Nightwish, Norah Jones, Otep, Pantera, Patsy Cline, Peaches, P!nk, Pink Floyd, P.J. Harvey, Placebo, Poison, Prince, Priscilla Hernandez, Radiohead, Rob Zombie, Rufus Wainwright, Sarah McLachlan, Scarling, Shadeland, She Wants Revenge, the Shins, Simon and Garfunkel, Slipknot, the Smiths, Stevie Nicks, Stone Temple Pilots, the Stooges, System of a Down, Talking Heads, Tegan and Sara, Tom Petty, Tom Waits, Tori Amos, TV on the Radio, Type O Negative, the Used, Weezer, the White Stripes

Movies:

Pan's Labyrinth, Superbad, Donnie Darko, Any and all Kevin Smith movies, any and all John Waters movies, any and all John Hughes movies, Stardust, Pirates of the Carribean (all of them, but especially At World's End), Pump Up the Volume, High Fidelity, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Detroit Rock City, the Doors, GRINDHOUSE, Lars and the Real Girl, Juno, Stranger Than Fiction, the Crow, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Fight Club, Con Air, Tank Girl, Helter Skelter (2005), Garden State, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Ghost World, the Princess Bride, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars, Kill Bill Vol:1 and 2, the Banger Sisters, American Beauty, House of 1000 Corpses, the Devil's Rejects, Disney movies, Down With Love, the Phantom of the Opera, Finding Neverland, Jawbreaker, Drop Dead Fred, Wayne's World, Halloween, the Goonies, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Tipping the Velvet, Napoleon Dynamite, the Punisher, the Harry Potter movies, Gypsy 83, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2: Dead Before Dawn, Army of Darkness, Dawn of the Dead (1978), Purple Rain, Psycho Beach Party, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Empire Records, Saved!, Secret Window, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Son in Law, So I Married an Axe Murderer, V for Vendetta

Television:

Dexter, Reaper, Miami Ink, the L Word, Real Time With Bill Maher, the Henry Rollins Show, Degrassi:the Next Generation, the Beverly Hillbillies, the Munsters, the Brady Bunch, King of the Hill, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, Jeopardy, Headbanger's Ball, sleazy dating shows, makeover shows, fashion shows, Ellen DeGeneres, MythBusters, America's Next Top Model, Hell's Kitchen, and probably more... I watch a lot of stupid shit.

Books:

I love pretty much anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Nick Hornby Neil Gaiman, J.K. Rowling, and Anne Rice. I also enjoy poetry and biographies/autobiographies about interesting people.

Heroes:

//My loving fiance, Jason, for being supportive of me and teaching me how to truly love someone. He is the only person I've ever been with who allowed me to realize my worth, and for that I'll be forever thankful. He is my everything.//My mom, she was an amazing person, she went through so much pain in the last years of her life and wore a smile through it all. She was the best mother I could have asked for and I'll miss her for the rest of my life.//My dad, one of the smartest people I know, he taught me to be a free thinker and to question everything. He's really been there for me the last few years and I'm very thankful to have him. He's without a doubt, a "cool dad".//My brother, Vince, he's gone through so much and has turned into a great man. I can honestly say he is one of my best friends.//My sister, Stephanie, she has her problems but she always tries to face them with love and positivity. I know she's going places, and I really believe in her.//My baby sister, Serenity, because of the joy she brings everyone who loves her.//Kira, my one true friend, the only one that's stuck by me through everything. She's more of a sister than a friend and I hope she knows how much she means to me.//

My Blog

Four Years Today

Rest in peace mom, we miss you. ...
Posted by Bran VonMuffin on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:21:00 PST

Of Hillarys lies and McCains double standards*

*Let me start off by saying that this blog is a repost, my dad wrote it. I merely think it deserves to be reposted so more people can read it. Thanks.Poor Hillary! She no sooner finishes re-living the...
Posted by Bran VonMuffin on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:51:00 PST

Do This!

Leave your name in my blog comments. Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...   1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of...
Posted by Bran VonMuffin on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:45:00 PST

Waaaaaaaah!

It never ceases to amaze me how some people will always play the "victim" card. Their lives are so awful, everyone hates them, why oh why can't they find love and happiness? Well, let me tell you this...
Posted by Bran VonMuffin on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:08:00 PST

Poem

morning dew clings to blades of grass like an infant to its mother newborn babe, soft and white cry cry cry cry for the lost night we left her there covered in dirt on the side of the highway ...
Posted by Bran VonMuffin on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 04:56:00 PST

I finally took that Politics quiz, Dad.

           You are a              Social Liberal          (...
Posted by Bran VonMuffin on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST