Alex - ProfilesArchive

About Me

run away, RUN AWAY!!! no, wait, come back...! lol. well, let's see...i adore my family, but i want my mother to die. so yes, i have issues. but, i deal with them relatively well, lol. i'm a funny guy, i try to laugh whenever i can. i believe that bit about laughter and medicine. i collect transformers, i love cars, and baseball, and vegging, and going out, and rollerblading, and movies, raves, parties, coffeehouses, pick-up games (as in softball, not sex; i do NOT mix games and sex...i don't mix games with ANYthing...i don't play games...um, did that come across...?), sex, hiking, the ocean, the beach, the mountains, the forest, driving, racing, karaoke, singing, dancing, clubbing, road trips, la, the oc (no, not the show, the ACTUAL oc), the city, the theater, the theatre (do YOU know the difference?), hot bois, tv, video games, tivo, books, the library (yes, i said the library), and just generally being easily entertained. i have a boyfriend whom i love very much, and we are in that advantagous state of bliss that allows us to have sex with other guys and not get torn apart, because we're in an open relationship, and we both want that, and for the right reasons. read the ethical slut, you'll understand. oh god, what else...i've moved 26 times in 27 years. i grew up way too fast. i made some bad choices, i've had some hard knocks, but i've tried to keep it all in perspective. and even tho i've got a couple of regrets, i've learned something from everything that's happened in my life, save the death of my friend brent panning...i miss you my friend...so i move forward, and it continues to be quite the ride. wanna come along...?

My Interests

oh, just read the rest, lol...

I'd like to meet:

YOU! yes, YOU!! the hot one that wants to have sex with me, YEAH!! lol, ok, so not just the hotties. i'm always lookin for new people to meet, new perspectives to acquaint myself with. always lookin for new friends, cuz even tho money's the real stuff, you can be broke as a joke, but if you've got friends, it's all good. if you fit in the potential friend category, you are open-minded, funny, smart (which doesn't necessarily mean educated), not hung up on yourself, you're probably a little weird (ok, maybe aLOT weird, lol), um, ok, you don't HAVE to be liberal, but you must at least recognize that dubyuh and his puppets shall bring the world to ruin if left unchecked, you laugh alot but are not afraid to cry, you are a homebodied cityperson, as in going out and staying in are both cool. you are honest, you are trustworthy, yet mischief is not unknown to you, and trouble is still fun...sometimes...and if you don't fit any of that, then hey, that's what the new perspective bit was about, remember? if you fit in the LET'S BANG!!! category, you're clean (hygenically AND uh...virally...?), you don't have alotta hair (permasweaters baaaad), you're white, masculine, preferably under my age as oppose to over, you're versatile, you're cut, you're muscular and/or toned (i have a muscle fetish), and if you're into groups that's cool cuz my boyfriend and i like to share if we can, but if you're not into that, that's cool too. just wanted to put that out there...no kink, no fetishes. well, except for muscles, lol. and if i haven't scared you away, then you're SO the kinda person i wanna talk to! hit me up!! :)

Music:

Oh god, music... I'm all about it, I could write in here for DAYS about all the music i love, so i'll try to simplify a little: here's the artists/bands i have seen/want to see/want to see again in concert: linkin park, matchbox 20, 3 doors down, depeche mode, nin, something corporate, wolfsheim, green day, afi, tori amos, sarah mclachlan, u2, peter gabriel, metallica, erasure, dj tiesto, edwin mccain, alanis, babyland, and i'll fill in more when i think of more, lol...

Movies:

i would live in a movie theater, if i could. my dream house will have a movie theater. i love most genres, but horror, sci-fi, and fantasy are my favorite, especially if a movie combines all three. i love psych thrillers and suspense movies, i love comedy but i'm picky about what i think is funny; i like american pie and happy gilmore, but the rest of that fart joke shit just pisses me off, it's so stupid. not down with comedy that panders to the prehistoric side of man. never seen wayne's world, or the last two austin powers movies, i watched about 10 minutes of zoolander before i thought i was gonna throw up. i just don't get that shit, i like intelligent, ironic, dry humor. give me the bbc ANY day, i LOVE british humor! um, i like sports movies, especially the underdog ones, i'm a sucker for a feel good. i like me some chick flicks too, and some musicals, altho i've gotten my gay card revoked for all the ones i've never seen. like i care, lol...i like classic films, the black and whites, the silver screen gems. the manner in which those stars conducted themselves onscreen, there are very few people in this day and age with that much class. and, uh, i think that about covers it...for now...lol

Television:

GOD BLESS TIVO!!! Fave shows of the moment: TopGear, Iron Chef, Carnivale, Invader Zim, Smallville, Family Guy, Las Vegas, Justice League Unlimited, Teen Titans, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Penn & Teller's Bullshit. Fave shows over time (WARNING: geek factor HIGH!): TNG, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, ER, Queer Eye, Mythbusters, Unwrapped, Batman the animated series, Transformers, Monster Garage, Behind the Music, MTV Unplugged, Yu Gi Oh, Gundam Wing, Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Lab, and uh, oh, about ten thousand other cartoons...

Books:

READ THE ETHICAL SLUT!! Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Piers Anthony, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Michael Crichton, Lloyd Alexander, Anne McCaffrey, C.S. Lewis, Dr. Suess, Isaac Asimov, Terry Brooks, among others

Heroes:

Anyone who lives their lives without restraint or apology, and doesn't give a DAMN what the rest of the world thinks. Margaret Cho, Eminem, and Marilyn Manson are examples.