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For President Or Prison Bound

About Me


Let's Make The Law
We The People, isn't that how it goes...?
And that is how it should remain!
We, Us, You and I...
You submit a law to be placed into the world and let the other lovely walkers of this wasteland live by it,
There will be No Rules, just our own Laws
I will be in charge of brewing the freshest pots of coffee!
Presidency is what I shooting for...
Because I do have some serious issues.
So I am not quality material to run for President of the United States, but we also know for a fact that anyone who has already been in that position, has really ruined the way of the world.
This makes me 110% positive that whatever plan is made, I can tell you with NO DOUBT, the project will be finished 120%.
Let's start with a few plans right now;
~Osama Bin Laden will be brought to the pit at Ground Zero in Downtown/New York City where the amazing World Trade Center once stood and he will personally receive a complete beat-down at the hands of myself.
~I will be the Official Photographer for ALL of Pamela Andersons' Weddings for the entire time I am President.
~You will HARDLY see any news on Britney Spears or her family members on this page, UNLESS we wanna be really rude (yes, anyone can post their own headlines or thoughts).
~Freedom Fries will be taken off of every restaurant list that it is already subjected to (just because) that's the lamest name I have ever heard, next to Jesus Juice.
~A New Holiday will be announced (unknown of the exact date at the time), known as "Can't Stand To Wake Up, Without My Coffee" Day.
~80's Music, whatever style WILL be our Official National Anthem (new song chosen each day), so any children in school now-a-days (start learning some); Accept, Journey, TKA ...and the list goes on, best way to look up lyrics; Search Engines.
~Wrestling will be on 7 days a week, not just 6.
~Paul DiAnno; Iron Maidens' Ex Vocalist WILL be honoured to perform in the USofA
~Same Sex Marriage will be Legal (Mary loves Jan, Tom loves Earl) that's fine by me, they are in love and deserve to be treated with the same respect that You'd want for yourselves; so I will be the first to throw the rice.
~Cigarette Bans will be lifted (if you can't deal with the smoke) go find another bar/restaurant to hang out in, you're not going to have me lose my raspy singing voice that I have struggled to keep for so many years!
~The Death Penalty will be set in stone; if someone takes a life of anyone (be it armed robbery, rape, stabbing, a kick in the shin... etc) it will be your life for their own.
~Caught In The Act; enough of those Under Wraps news footage shots of guilty criminals, you will see who is caught doing something wrong, names and faces will be plastered on the TVs, not their heads hidden under a towel, walking with their head down.
~January 16th 2008 will start a NEW Holiday titled: "I Wanna Be Another Me" Day (with many thoughts of Britney Spears becoming British in mind), or is she really following the footsteps of Madonna?
Cody's Proposals
~I propose that we have class or school 3 days a week. and that we can streak down highways naked..lol
~I propose that JBL gets fired from Wall Street,Wrestling, and gets his ass whipped by Y2J.
In The USofA ONLY:
You are allowed into any bar or club if your Five foot five!
You can get on myspace at school.
Wrestling will be shown every day,
Wrestling PPV's are only 10 dollars.
TNA vs WWE will be brought upon.
Acmed the Dead Terrorist will get promotion!
And last but not least...
A Chris Jericho,Cody Roark,Michael J.L Merchandise Shop be opened in every state. Gail Ann's Proposals
~I would like all prisons to be closed and all prisoners set free! Spacecrafts could take loads of prisoners up in outer space and open the shoot and set them free. Not a chance they could ever return!!! problem solved... hehehehehehe
People with an IQ below 100 should not be allowed to breed, drive, work for the government, be my employer or SPEAK to me!
Tracy Deathpuncher's Proposals
~I propose that doctors get off their fucking asses and heal people already dammit!!
AMONG other things I will list later.
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Patricia's Proposals
~ Leagallize pot, execute all child molesters, or better yet castrate them. Please put BS in a damn psycho ward, where she needs to be, the girl needs HELP!!!
Kelly's Proposal
~Thanks for the help ...Looking forward to the election!! Can I be in charge of Welfare, so that the crackheads who want to have 10 kids and can't feed a damn one of them & have to piss in a cup before I give them any of the $$ those who WORK FOR A LIVING provide for them???
Karaoke Bitch's Proposal
~I WANNA BE SECRETARY, MY ONLY JOB WILL BE TO THROW THE BEST DAMN PARTIES! ...AND SING FOR THE PREZ WHENEVER AND WHATEVER HE WANTS

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 08/01/2008
Band Members: It All Takes Teamwork Vice President;
(first male to post a proposal, besides me)
Cody

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First Lady;
(first young lady, to post a proposal)
Gail Ann

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Charge Of Welfare (Funding);
(saving the world from meaningless crackheads)
Kelly

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Secretary;
(in charge of the kickass parties +)
Karaoke Bitch

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Director of Corrections/Prisoners ;
(spanks them when they're bad)
Shannon

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The Day, The Horror
September 11, 2001
Song Title: Hallowed Ground
Artist: W.A.S.P.

Here are some shitty
friggin' Laws that stand out,
I can understand 3,
but the rest?
~ In Ottumwa, Iowa, "It is unlawful for any male person, within the corporate limits of the (city), to wink at any female person with whom he is unacquainted."
~ In Los Angeles, you cannot bathe
two babies in the same tub
at the same time.
~ In Zion, Ill., it is illegal for anyone
to give lighted cigars to dogs,
cats, and other domesticated
animals kept as pets.
~ In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside
while wearing a jacket and pants
that do not match.
(Note: this law isn't silly.
Write your legislators today
and get this PASSED
in your area now)!!
~ In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb
of any city street and drink beer
from a bucket.
~ In Hartford, Conn., you aren't allowed
to cross a street while walking
on your hands.
~ In Baltimore, it's illegal to throw bales
of hay from a second-story window
within the city limits.
It's also illegal to take a lion
to the movies.
~ In Oxford, Ohio, it's illegal for a woman
to strip off her clothing while standing
in front of a man's picture.
~ In Carrizozo, N.M., it's forbidden
for a female to appear unshaven
in public (includes legs and face).
~ In Pennsylvania it is illegal to have
over 16 women live in a house together
because that constitutes a brothel...
however up to 120 men can live together,
without breaking the law.
~ In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed
to cut her own hair without
her husband's permission.

"Into The Wild"
Release Date: March 4th 2008

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Record Label: Unsigned

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