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Corey Rock

About Me

1) I am only truly alive when the tachometer goes from 6000 RPM and above.2) I also enjoy downshifting in the middle of a sharp corner so that I can blast out of it in a cloud of dust and glory.3) I recently got my license back.4) I don't know how to drive a car unless it has at least 5 gears and a clutch5) Apparently some people think I should marry a car.6) I like cars7) I'm in the Marine Corps, and my life sucks because the Marine Corps likes to screw me over on a daily basis.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

eh... Anyone who doesn't smell like foot and ass.Anyone NOT in the military

My Blog

huh...

So... still not enough money for "el automobilio". It's been two years since I graduated High School and I have a grand total of 11 credits...from Montgomery College no less. I have managed to aquire ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 08:48:00 GMT

College Park Tuning 2007

So College Park tuning 07 was pretty cool. The best part was admission was only one can of Goya coconut milk. Plus, on the way home we literally raced the whole way.
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 01:28:00 GMT

XANGA!!

I found my old xanga from WAY back in the day in high school. I really used to be a crackhead back then. I mean, for christ's sake, my user name was lowridingspic.
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 19:57:00 GMT

HIN? Nah, I'll go to hell instead

So I was planning on going to Hot Import Nights, but that didn't pan out. Instead I spent series of hours in a car while having to smell Grace's flatulence. It was pretty digusting.
Posted by on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:21:00 GMT

weekend scars

So I went up to UMBC this past weekend: Got pushed down the stairs and had my phone taken away when it rang.... Tried to mix cranberry and vodka with the worst cranberry juice ever... Got locked into ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:44:00 GMT

PG Racing

Lately I've been going to PG County a lot to see some street racing. Never figured I'd be going that far to see that shit. Phirum was kind enough to film some of the action. The video is in the "my vi...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 14:39:00 GMT

Yeah, I really did it

I'm officially a nerd. I waited in line until midnight last night to buy Final Fantasy XII. Coolest game ever, but whatever
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 14:38:00 GMT

Fuck the Maryland Motor Vehicle Administration

The MVA can suck my left testicle because I am finally getting my license back on September the 16th. So only a couple more days and I can finally start racing people and raping their shitty cars with...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 21:25:00 GMT

time to start thieving

well, as of Wednesday the 28th of the year of 200 and 6 in the unholy month of June, I have $4.06 left in my bank account. So I guess that means I have to start stealing stuff again. So I'm hoping tha...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 13:14:00 GMT

Engine porn

Engine class has officially begun today. I almost busted a nut in my pants thinking of all the ways I'll be able to make engines fast as shit by the time I am done with this class. Unfortunately, the ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 17:04:00 GMT