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About Me

I'm a girl with two arms, and two legs, and with these limbs I tend to do inane things. Sometimes with the meta carpi at the end of these limbs I write things. There's a head involved too. This head is not liked. (I've been considering cutting it off, as I can't see why it's really neccessary, but I fear the pain.) Won't you talk to me?

My Interests

To read, to write, to laugh, to nod my head and look pensive, to eat when I'm hungry, to throw pretzels at people I don't like, to poke and be poked, to hiss, to scream, to curse loudly and long, to talk to people I like, to sleep.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet Jeff Somers.

Music:

Andrew Bird, Jeff Buckley, Mindless Self Indulgence, the Mars Volta, the Dresden Dolls, poolbs.

Books:

Currently reading: Nothing. Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut, Neil Gaiman, Carlton Mellick III, D. Harlan Wilson, Francesca Lia Block, Louise Rennison, Jorge Luis Borges, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Eoin Colfer, J.K. Rowling. Most Bizarro or magical realism (fabulist) fiction. The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Beautiful Losers, the Bell Jar, the Metamorphosis, Post Office.

My Blog

monstres monstres oh god monstres

"Whiskey-plied voices cried fratricide. Jesus, don't you know that you coulda died? (You shoulda died....) With the monstres that talk, monstres what walk the earth?" Enough Andrew Bird for the moment...
Posted by Ersatz on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:23:00 PST

Porn

People make the silliest noises. I really shouldn't be saying anything (you know, even if they're getting paid, they're still getting some), but if I was one of those people.... Guy: ERNGH! SHIT! GAH!...
Posted by Ersatz on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:19:00 PST

Poolb

Poolb is a noun, and it's a neologism. I'm trying to figure out which word I like more. Because I was hungry, I got slices of balogna, wrapped them around rice, and started to eat them. Like I always ...
Posted by Ersatz on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:35:00 PST