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Matthew

About Me

I want a cat who acts like a dog, and a girl who thinks like a man. I want a friend who'll, when I say, "Hey, let's move to California," will say, "Okay." Or, even better: "California? Pfft. That's so 1982. Let's try Sweden." I want a girl who will pick flowers for me in the springtime.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who is smart, funny, clever, or interesting, who perhaps knows a secret that I would like to know. Someone who is interested in something to the extent that they can make it seem interesting to anyone else.Also: pretty girls.

My Blog

the correlation between body hair and disease

Some people shave their heads and wear kitschy wristbands to show their comraderie with those with cancer; I prefer to demonstrate my support for those with the crabs.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 00:03:00 GMT

The only thing that is true

I definitely do not subscribe to the "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" philosophy.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Mar 2005 05:59:00 GMT