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Tess Dis Shit

<bTHE TIN MAN NEEDS A HEART.</b

About Me

OKAY, UM...WHERE DO I BEGIN. WELL THIS RENDITION WILL NOT BE ILLUSTRATIVE, BUT SYMBOLIC OR EVEN IONIC: QUIET, MYSTERIOUS, AND LIGHTLY WEIGHED DOWN EYES SCREAMS LIKE A TRAINS WHISTLE. MAYBE I JUST FEEL THAT'S THE WAY MY LIFE IS IN ENROUTE AT THE MOMENT. LIFE MOVING AT WHAT SEEMS LIKE 1,000 MPH, AND NO ONE REALLY "HEARS" MY SCREAM. IT'S OKAY, MY MEDICINAL HARVEST CONTRIBUTES TO MY WELL DESERVED LIGHTLY WEIGHED DOWN EYES. ;-) ANYHOW, I LOVE BEAUTIFUL MINDS AND BODIES. I LOVE FREE SPIRITS AND LAUGHTER. I BELIEVE THAT HATE TAKES UP TOO MUCH ENERGY, THEREFORE I LOVE NOT HATE. I ENJOY OPEN MINDED PEOPLE. I AM OPEN MINDED. I'LL TRY ANYTHING ONCE. I'M A SHOE WHORE. I LOVE VIBRANT COLORS THAT BRING ME TO LIFE AS WELL AS THE PEOPLE THAT SURROUND ME. I LOVE ANIMALS. I'M A BARTENDER (NEEDLESS TO SAY...A PSYCHOLOGIST FOR THOSE WHO ONLY SPEAK THOUGH LIQUID COURAGE). I LIKE EXISTING OUTSIDE OF MY SAFETY ZONE. I DON'T REGRET MY PATH AND I DON'T ENVY ANYONE ELSE'S. WANT TO KNOW MORE? SEND ME A MESSAGE AND INVITE YOURSELF TO A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF A NATURAL AND HAPPIER EXISTENCE.

My Interests

I love shopping, vitange/antique browsing, working out, pussy cats, short shorts, organic/all natural foods, and that's all I can think of now.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone whose down-to-earth, fun, carefree, honest, and wants to meet me.

Music:

80's, Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, Hawaiian/Island, Reggae....Pretty Much Everthing. It all depends on the mood I'm in.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings--All Parts, 80's Movies (Gotta Love Molly Ringwald), My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Starsky and Hutch, and a lot more. Anything that will keep me entertained the first 10 minutes.

Television:

I absolutely love the Discovery Channel, from detective files to amazing discoveries. I like shows that are interesting and teaches you something. I also like the food network. Every now and then I'll watch some reality shows.

Books:

There's a variety of books I enjoy. I like literature most of all.

Heroes:

I've always had/have wonderful women in my life. My heroes would be my grandmother, mother, and sisters. I can't forget the struggles we all been through together. I also have to mention my father and brother. Although they can be a bit irksome at times,...we have been through similar turmoil and we all hold on to each other. They are my backbone as I am theirs. Through thick and thin our family remains as ONE.