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Jane Doe

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About Me

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.Choose your future.Choose life.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Surprise me.

Music:

Chejov's hammer.

Movies:

Everything horror, more blood,less plot, TROMA,splatter,serie B, Cannibal Apocalypse, Helloweens, Hellraisers, Friday 13s, Peter Jackson´s gore, Russ Meyer, Nekromantik, Trick or Treat, Rock n Roll High School, 200 Motels, Chasing Amy, This is Spinal tap, Evil dead trilogy, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead old & new, demons, House of 1000 Corpses, Mondo Zombie, The Dentist, Mortal Zombie, Taxi Driver, Hitchcock, Dario Argento, Jess Franco, Jodorowsky, Tod Browning, every 80´s bubblegum shit you can think of, Saw, blaxploitation, Doris Day and Rock Hudson movies, Elvis movies...

Television:

La Hora Chanante!

Books:

Søren Kierkegaard, Anton Chejov, Lovecraft, Poe, Oscar Wilde, Isaak Asimov, Neruda, Palahniuk, Burroughs, Bukowsky, Hemingway... historical fiction, specially based in the medieval -pest age, anything about the Borgias, assorted biographies of any character i find interesting, and philosophical stuff,being my favorites Plato and specially Jurgen Habermas.

Heroes:

G.G. ALLIN