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Dyana

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About Me

music and animals are my life...
*i'm passionate with everything i do.
*i tend to put other people and even animals before myself.
*i'd rather be doing something productive, rather than nothing- yet i do enjoy vedging out
*i am a night-owl
*i LOVE the nap
*i am sarcastic and witty.
*i have a firm handshake
*i also have excellent burping skills- superb!
*i'm kinda like a renaissance woman- i dabble in a little bit of everything.
*here's some useless info: i have only one dimple!!! its more or less a dimple and a half. the big one is like a damn crater :)
*i'm not a girly-girl and i dont think i'm like most chicks.
*I AM NOT YOUR'S FOR THE TAKING
i have another myspace profile to showcase my photos. check it out if ur bored- THATbandphotochick -word
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Name: Dyana Nicole Ortega
Birthday: June 13, 1984
Birthplace: Potomac Hospital in Woodbridge, VA
Current Location: same ol' shithole- Hoodbridge
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black with red highlights
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: left-handed...the most-perfect people in the world. haha
Your Heritage: mainly Mexican, little from Canary Islands (owned by Spain) and tiny bit from Germany
The Shoes You Wore Today: black work shoes. more currently my black floral chinese shoes
Your Weakness: my heart
Your Fears: where do i begin? ummm relationships ending and the fears of rejection- getting my heart thrown up against the wall
Your Perfect Pizza: Margarita Pizza- not the drink. roma tomato, basil, and mozzarella. hmmm tasty
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: work my on my artwork and play my violin more, work a lot, find a new apartment, work on my health- get back in to shape, so perhaps my back won't hurt as much
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "i'm taking out my eyeballs. back in a sec. my contacts, u nerds" or "i'm watching tv with my cats. yes i said my cats."
Thoughts First Waking Up: gee, i wonder how many times i can hit the snooze button on my alarm clocks; 15 more minutes. or dammit abbey, i'm gettin up to feed u and stewart
Your Best Physical Feature: cute feet- not monkey toes. my eyes- i've perfected the look to them.
Your Bedtime: 2-3am, depends when i have to work the next day and when i get home from the club
Your Most Missed Memory: sleeping next to someone with their arms wrapped around me and legs entangled so that we breathe each other in. ummm, actually, i miss my old dog. i miss my house that i grew up in- new owners turned it in to a rental property. pisses me off
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi all the way, unless its cherry coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK for breakfast. the cini mini's are the shit. i miss the one next to the vet- they closed it down. i have been hitting up the macdonalds lately. hadn't eaten that shit in years
Single or Group Dates: kinda have to go on one to make a fair decision- its been too damn long
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton EXTRA sweetened iced tea. or nestea at homemade
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: depends. coffee's good though. i barely drink either due to the acid reflux/gastric erosion. loveliness
Do you Smoke: not cigarettes, only a hookah!
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: in my car and i don't care who's watching
Do you Shower Daily: yes. u kidding? do i really want to smell like dog and bleach after i come home from the vet?
Have you Been in Love: no, but close to. my definition is SHITCRAZY. and yes, several times. sucks ass when its not reciprocated
Do you want to go to College: i finally made it to GMU, however i'm going back to nova for my vet tech degree next year, then a few years after that then i'd apply to vet school at Texas A&M or Colorado State, maybe even Florida St.
Do you want to get Married: eventually. hopefully in the next 10yrs, then again i push that one back every year
Do you believe in yourself: i believe in myself when it comes to doing stuff i know. but self-esteem wise, its gotten a whole hell of a lot better
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: thats sort of a narcissistic question. umm i don't think i'm fugly. but there's someone who's always better looking than u, plus, its all perspective too for the other party involved
Are you a Health Freak: kinda sorta. trying to eat better and i want to work on my back health
Do you get along with your Parents: mom- yes. dad- a whole lot better since i moved out and now that he lives in texas, i only see him a few times a year
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, they are beautiful.
Do you play an Instrument: my violin. from the brobst violin shop- was made in romania...been a while though. snapped my bridge in half when i was tuning it at the 9:30club no-talent FNG show/doorstaph meeting. it made me sad. i fixed it and played it at the latest doorstaph meeting
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sad but true. i won't allow myself to get too shitfaced though- trying to keep the hang-overs to a minimum. i never get obliterated so that i don't remember things- i remember everything!
In the past month have you Smoked: no, haven't smoked a hookah with ryan in forever
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only prescribed ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not this month, or the month before that, or that....i could go on and on. i've gone on a couple, but then they backfire
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes. june was my birthday month and i had all these gift cards and sales to hit up- there's victoria's secret, express, and the limited to be precise. anthropologie, the lucky brand storei'll spend $100 in no time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: haven't eaten those in a long time, however not in one sitting though
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell yes. i go almost every week. loved it....Sakura is the shit. Tokyo is gaining some speed though on best sushi places- their tuna extreme rolls are amazing. Global Food isn't bad either. i love the spicy tuna and spicy salmon rolls, and smoked salmon.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, after shooting the band on stage with my camera
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, that was two September's ago- he ripped my heart out and put it in a blender and pressed "pulverize" i have yet to really grasp the "girlfriend" status, but thats more because i get scared...however, i have recovered from the last disaster thankfully! so then the answer would be a firm "no"
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: fuck no. i am going to the beach next month though. haha
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: one of our work pens, that doesn't count anyway
Ever been Drunk: sad but true. only been hung over like five times though. the last time i was drunk was probably new years eve. not obliterated though
Ever been called a Tease: yes. u know it!!
Ever been Beaten up: not physically. emotionally, yeah- note the "blender" comment from a few questions back
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: well thats inevitable, but hopefully after i've done all i've wanted to do here. probably quick and painless or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: veterinarian. everyone knows that
What country would you most like to Visit: i want to go back to Italy....Madagascar would be cool. eventually i'd like to see the Canary Islands
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: depends on the guy. the eyes have to lure me in
Favourite Hair Color: again, depends on the guy
Short or Long Hair: short to shaggy. no extremes. no hair longer than mine
Height: over 5'4" is acceptable. not uber-tall though. my height or a couple inches taller. i don't want to stand on my tippy-toes to kiss him- that shit would hurt after a while
Weight: preferably in decent shape. not somalian or a ton of lard-ass
Best Clothing Style: depends on the guy. well-kept. normal t-shirt and jeans are good for me
Number of Drugs I have taken: only prescribed ones thanks to my fucked-up back
Number of CDs I own: too many to count
Number of Piercings: 6 in ears. had one in navel twice, but i took that bitch out
Number of Tattoos: 9-upper back- "primum non nocere" meaning "first to do no harm" (the hippocratic oath)- see photo; left torso/side- my name in egyptian hieroglyphics- see photo; lower back, left side- sign of the rat chinese zodiac, lower back, right side- gemini symbol..."dv pences povr moye" archaic french for "think of me" on my chest- see photo, right thigh- anatomical heart breaking with wings and is crying (from a painting of mine)-see photo, a fermata on my left wrist, left thight- my lovely Frida Kahlo portrait- see photo; right side/torso- shakespeare quote from Hamlet "'Tis in my memory locked...and you yourself shall keep the key of it" (one of my favorite quotes)- see photo- at least 4 or 5 more to go! go
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i try to live by the quote from Empire Records, "i do not regret the things i have done, only those i did not do". but if i had to say something i regret, it would be running away from certain people. i actually got the guts and told said person
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some Pablo Neruda tidbit, translated "the dead woman"
Forgive me
If you are not living
If you beloved, my love, if you have died
All the leaves will fall on my breast,
It will rain on my soul all night, all day,
My feet will want to march to where you are sleeping,
But I shall go on living
i felt like posting this here- this was published last year
UGLY LITTLE PRETTY GIRL
Her eyes once so full of life
Now void of all feeling
Time spent on front of that mirror vying for perfection
Only to smash the mirror into pieces
Bloodied knuckles embedded
With tiny shard of glass
She feels her pain now
As her knuckles match the hue of her lips
The tears fall from her eyes
Mascara streaks down her face
Like she's melting away
Because she has never felt good enough
For her to see

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

*maybe u, only if you are not a bitch, gargantuan asshole, or douchebag. and NOT the kinda guy who messages me with a "hey baby, whats up?" or "hey mami". its very annoying...great, now that i've stated it.
*if u want me to add u to the friends list, please message me first, thanks
*;the veterinarians of "Emergency Vets" on Animal Planet...
*if they were alive, Frida Kahlo, kick ass painter and the late tejano singer, Selena.

My Blog

no place i’d rather be...

so its been a few weeks since it happened, but election day 2008 was obviously one that will forever be remembered. i worked at the club that night and even though i pulled a 10hr shift, there was no ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:10:00 GMT

new apartment and other updates

so i moved in to a new apartment last month, literally 2 minutes away from the old apartment. the old place is clean and shit, yet the property management still hasn't returned my phone call so we can...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Oct 2008 23:01:00 GMT

recap of the weekend.

well lets start from the beginning, friday morning butt ass early. i couldn't sleep, so i didn't actually go to bed til 3am only having to be up at 6am to be out of the apartment and meet my sister at...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 08:20:00 GMT

road trip to tennessee and more work lies ahead

so in less than 12hrs, i will be on my way to tennessee for my step-sister's wedding. i will be bringing my camera, no big surprise there. frankly, i can't remember the last time i was in tennessee. i...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:10:00 GMT

24th birthday shenanigans...

tomorrow is friday the 13th and its my 24th birthday. i'm having a get together at daks grill in woodbridge, probably around 9ish. for those that can make an appearance, i would be ever so grateful. i...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:55:00 GMT

im running around doing what?

its update time again, or rather that i actually have the time to write one...this semester was a whirlwind of juggling two jobs and school, while trying to maintain some sort of calm within this head...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 20:42:00 GMT

tattoos galore

this month is about tattoos.. so on monday, i went over to Marlowe Ink in fairfax and got my 8th tattoo. jason did it and it is amazing, so far. we are not quite finished, but next sunday i will be fi...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:10:00 GMT

a new year rolls in changes all over the place....

so since my last blog, i said that my dog died and now its almost march and that means monday, march 3, is abbey's 5th birthday. i can't believe that she is 5. i was talkin to my boss at the vet and m...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 13:30:00 GMT

my dog...

so this has been rough couple weeks, but on tuesday nov 27, my dad put my dog, Bebe, down. she was 13 1/2yrs old. she was my girl and i will always miss her. i've even had dreams about her since she d...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 23:06:00 GMT

ramblings of change...thoughts and a half-written manuscript

its been a while since i last posted anything....so i was working the other day at the club, i don't remember which show it was, but i found myself overcome with this need to write. thoughts flooded m...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 01:46:00 GMT