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Chris

You can interface with my ass! By biting it!

About Me


Dating & Relationship Advice
MySpace Layouts Let's see...Well, my name is obvious if you can read anything on this page. I'm way too into technology, anything technological. I'm a geek. I'm proud to admit it. I always will be one. I really should mention my girlfriend of the past 2 years (and very soon fiance if we both have our way :-D) since she really is great. There's not much ya can say about the woman, it's all something ya gotta learn by knowing her. Words can't detail her. I'm a loner usually, though there are a few people I may talk to. Don't expect me to be your best friend if I know you though...I'm just not like that. It's not that I hate people...It's that many of them aren't very tolerable. I'm all about my family, I care about them more than I really should, but they really are the top priority in my life aside from my Amanda. Um...I really don't know what else I can say. I'm a Family Guy fanatic. Yes...Fart humor amuses me, and it doesn't you...?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris Maddox
Birthday: August 1st, 1984
Birthplace: University of Virginia Hospital
Current Location: Live in Amherst, VA...Right now in Longmont, CO
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Celtic...I really think that's about it
The Shoes You Wore Today: The same ones I've wore for the past 8 years
Your Weakness: Obviously now a scalp massage
Your Fears: Dying all alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese...Lots and lots of cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I can't really expect anything, I just go with the flow.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: My brain doesn't actually start up until an hour after that...
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes...? I'll have to ask someone who notices these things.
Your Bedtime: Whenever my eyes get too heavy to keep open
Your Most Missed Memory: ...How can you miss a memory?
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi...Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single, I hate groups. I'm an extremely private person, don't want to share my good moments with a 3rd or 4th wheel.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ...Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Quite often
Do you Sing: I won't admit to that one
Do you Shower Daily: Yes'm, unless I didn't do ANYTHING to get myself dirty the day before.
Have you Been in Love: I am
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Right about now, yeah.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: No
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: They don't bother me until they knock out the electricity
Do you play an Instrument: Not recently
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No way
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ...Right.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice is all I'll admit to
Ever been called a Tease: Heh...Unbelievably, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: Not that I can remember
Ever Shoplifted: No, that's just plain wrong.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep, real peaceful-like
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A COWBOY!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown to Blonde
Short or Long Hair: I tend to like it longer
Height: Shorter than me, that tends to be MOST women I know.
Weight: Doesn't matter, really.
Best Clothing Style: Whatever they like to wear
Number of Drugs I have taken: One or two is all I'll admit to there
Number of CDs I own: 20+
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not taking care of myself better as a kid (but I WAS just a kid, wasn't I?)
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My Interests

Computers and anything technological, Rock, some Rap (but I'll say now that it's very little), Weight-lifting (gotta get back in shape), like any other guy I love them videogames (XBOX 360 all the way for this guy)

I'd like to meet:

Noone famous. I'm perfectly fine with "normal" people, thank you very much. (It would all have to depend on your personal defenition of...Normal)

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Music:

Metallica, Static-X, Disturbed, 3 Doors Down, Slipknot, Seether, Evanescence, Crossfade, Nickelback, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Lynyrd Skynard(sp?), Pink Floyd, Korn, Tantric, Shinedown, Ill Nino, Motorhead, Chevelle, Tool, A Perfect Circle, System of a Down, Powerman 5000

Movies:


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Television:

Let's see...Full Metal Alchemist, Paranoia Agent , Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, The West Wing, Trauma:Life In The ER(Mom has gotten me into it in recent years), Robot Chicken, The Boondocks, Harvey Birdman:Attorney at Law, Ghost in the Shell:Stand Alone Complex, Trigun, X-Play, Attack of the Show, Cheat and a bunch of other shows on the G4 Network.

Books:

As of right now, taking my time with "State of Denial: Bush at War Part III" by Bob Woodward. You could say I'm firmly anti-republican at this point.

I, Chris Maddox, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to a wet mop. I do this because they understand my needs.

My only regret in this life was that I wasn't gluttonous enough.

'What will your Last Will and Testament say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Heroes:

My dad, plain and simple. No matter how much I might hate him sometimes.

My Blog

Pizza...Never again!!

Yesterday sure was interesting...I won one of my first bets since moving to Colorado. Amanda, her dad, her mom, and I...we all went to Cici's Pizza for Father's Day. Food was great, it was heaven to m...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:53:00 PST

Knife right in the middle of the alphabet...

Well, yesterday I learned that I am truly the master of butchering the english language. I took the word "Psychology" and just totally bent it over and reamed it. It came out as something like "Psycho...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

Job Hunting and all that stuff...

Well, been in CO about 3 weeks now. Job hunting just doesn't ever get easy, no matter where you are. Be it Virginia or Colorado, it's still pretty damned hard. But I think I might have a shot at some ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST

Future planning and stuff

So...My time in CO is comin to an end again. Well, for now, atleast it is. In maybe 4-6 months I'll be here for good. There's no way I'm going to live in Amherst County for the rest of my life and liv...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:44:00 PST