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kalli.

I'm the pain, better known as Teddy-Bend-Her-Ass-Down

About Me


im lame

"Keep spending most our lives, living in the gangsta's paradise"

i like eating artichokes and then drinking water when im finished.

im going to marry him...

Bitches and Hoes Inc.

My Interests

no.

I'd like to meet:

someone who won't piss me off. [good luck with that one, by the way]
and someone who really means half the shit they write on their myspace.

There's only one man who has a place in my heart and that man is Phil Collins...

Peyton Manning United Way SNL
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peyton manning please

Music:

dont do it.

Movies:

stop it.

Television:

ok well since the topic is television maybe i will tell you about what happened with me samantha the tv and the hurnami and the ice on the eyeball.... or maybe i wont ok bye

Heroes:

CROCKER!

My Blog

EVERYONE READ THIS!

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs...
Posted by kalli. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

I Have Found My Calling

I am now going in the the pancake art industry. This is a very skillfull carrer and not just anyone can do it. It takes a lot of time and effort, but foretunatly for me I am the best and it didn't tak...
Posted by kalli. on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST