i'm not a prude...i just think your band SUCKS..."
♥I love summertime
♥I think the boys in this town have got zero game
♥I'm a mixed baby
♥I make the best cupcakes in the world
♥Nothing intimidates me
♥My mom is my hero
♥I miss West Coast boys
♥I love drinking multiple glasses of wine with my bitches at work on Thursdays
♥My sister is the funniest chica I know
♥My lil bro' is my favorite
♥My big bro is responsible for any head damage
♥I have a shopping problem
♥Maple syrup makes me gag
♥I love the cubbies
♥I miss riding horses with my bestest cousin
♥I own more pairs of shoes, than I have hairs on my head
♥I think that John Malkovich is a genius
♥I'm almost as cool as my dad
♥I can/will eat Starbursts candy any time of the day
♥I have some serious road rage issues
♥I have the best taste in music
♥Clingy people annoy me and are not allowed to be my friends
♥If there is a Rocky marathon on, I will not leave my house
♥I am probably one of the nicest people you'll meet, but violence does run through my veins.
♥Basically, I do things most people are too afraid to do, I say things most people are too cowardly to say, and I live a life that most people wish they could call their own.
♥So...do you love it??
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she's a Sox fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they're Sox fans, too. Not really knowing what a Sox fan is but wanting to be just like their teacher (and all the other little faget fairweather fans), the students launch their hands into the air. There is, however, one exception: Little Johnny doesn't go along with the crowd. The teacher asks him why he's decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Sox fan," Litle Johnny says. "Then what are you?" asks the teacher. "Why, I'm proud to be a Cubs fan," boasts Little Johnny. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Johnny why he's a Cubs fan. "Well, my mom and dad are Cubs fans, so I'm a Cubs fan, too." The teacher is now very angry. "That's no reason!" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a filthy hooker, and your dad was a poor bum on the street. What would you be then?" Little Johnny pauses, then smiles. "Why, then," he says, "I'd be a Sox fan."Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0 ..
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