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The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama

I Aim To Misbehave..

About Me

Ahh, the 'This is me! I'm interesting! Honest!' part. Okay, here we go...
I'm a 25 year old university graduate, who after 4 (and a bit) years of studying, drinking and dancing (not necessarily in that order and occaisionally at the same time) have finally got my BSc in Chemistry and the letters after my name that go with it. *Applause* And now in a classic move i'm not doing anything with my new found degree and have decided to be a lost and directionless loser for a while. How long this will take, no one knows. So to keep myself busy i run the bar i work in with a fluffy mitten covered fist, i'm too nice for my own good. I try my damndest not to follow the crowd, or conform to any stereotypes. I don't see the point in wearing the same clothes as everyone, or doing what everyone else is doing. Strike out, be yourself and be different, don't be a sheep (or a goat, or a mountain llama) for the rest of your life.
For many years i refused to grow up, all my friends had long term relationships and proper jobs, and i just wanted to go out and party all the time. I was far too young to worry about being sensible and boring. But recently, things have changed. I've decided it was time to go get a proper job, and while it is taking me a bit, things are progressing, slowly but surely. But still far too long for my liking. So if anyone can get me a Scene Examiner job it would be much appreciated!!
I've recently met someone who means a heck of a lot to me, someone who i'm head over heels in love with and someone who makes me fantastically happy. Which believe me is a rarity in itself! So Johnothon, even though you're constantly correcting my grammer, fuelling my craziness and making come up with insane ideas like "NONE FOR YOU!" and "The Jones & Xenomorph Show!", thank you Smoochy, I love you.
All in all, I try to keep a constant, positive outlook on life. And it also helps to be a little mad and live a life which is as random as possible.
I`m into music in a big way. Listening to and appreciating as i have no creative musical skill at all. Always enjoying finding new bands and going to random gigs. It helps that i will listen to pretty much anything, although i have to avoid dance music at all costs because its tends to make my brain dribble out my ears.
And thats it! For now, until i have enough time to do this proper like.
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I'd like to meet:

People who are actually interesting! And aren't just faux-interesting, carbon copy idiots (I have no time for stupid people). It would be nice if folk actually have something to say, their own opinions and don`t just follow others because the say something is `good` or `bad` or `fashionable` or whatever. People who appreciates the same sort of stuff would also be handy, you know, music, style and all that jazz.

Music:

Favourite Bands Of The Moment!
Garbage
Nine Inch Nails
Lostprophets
BoyHitsCar
Foo Fighters
Deftones
Alkaline Trio
Cornelius
Melt Banana
Depeche Mode
New Order
Electric Six
Eighteen Visions
Guano Apes
Kittie
Finch
Incubus
Muse
Avril Lavigne
28 Days
System Of A Down
Taproot
Placebo
Trivium

Movies:

Labyrinth
Lost Highway
Rules Of Attraction
The Goonies!

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Angel
Desperate Housewives
Alias
Lost
Battlestar Galactica
Firefly (Can you tell i'm a Joss Whedon fan?)

Books:

At the moment, it's 'The Da Vinci Code'. I want to know what the big deal is!

Heroes:

Hrmm, tough one. I'll get back to you.

My Blog

Day The World Went Away: And Now For Something Completely Different..

Well well well, its been a VERY long while since i last updated this so i think its time i better write something. Soooo, whats been up with me? Well, most importantly, after a long hiatus, i've final...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 04:42:00 PST

Day OF PAIN: Sweet Mother Cortez This Hurts..

Yep, dunno how i managed it, but ive somehow got tendonitis in my right foot, and its BLOODY AGONY!! Walking is a serious issue, so is dancing (..Sob! Wait..dancing is probably the cause anyway..)&nbs...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

Day 11th, September, 1836: Avast! All Ye Scurvy Curs..

Good day, Ladies and Gents. If you hadn't already guessed, i've been away on holiday, being nautical on a 12-night cruise, sailing the seven seas (well the Baltic Sea at least..Oh! And the North ...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:26:00 PST

Day 0: ..And Today I Lost Something Very Dear To Me..

Yes my friends, today is a very sad day..today i finally got a haircut. Some of you will rejoice, some of you will be distraught, i myself fall into the later category. 8 months, EIGHT WHOLE MONTHS i...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 08:20:00 PST

Day NA7Z: I Am The Radio Renegade!

One thing you can be sure of, when your ginger best friend comes to visit from England, weird happenings WILL occur. To explain this i will describe what happened to me last Thursday: me and my a...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:34:00 PST

Day 376/X: New Pictures And Dilemma! I'm So Lucky!

So i've finally got round to putting some of my holiday photos up. You can tell cause my hair is getting to silly lengths now. Haircut or hair growth? The choice is up to..well me, but input would be ...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST

Day 2364: Back In Scotland, Wishing I Wasn't.

Well thats me back from the good ol' US of A (where it was 25 degrees and blazing sunshine everyday..sigh..such a chore), and i really wish i was still over there. I managed to pick up unhea...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 03:05:00 PST

Day 12: Shiny New Me For A Shiny New Future.

Ahh, how i missed this feeling..the feeling of freshly dyed hair, and the fact that it smells strongly of peroxide and conditioner, and its probably burning away as i speak. Three hours of my head in ...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 02:39:00 PST

Day 7: If God Hates Me, Why Does He Give Me Cheese Toasties?

Pissed off and totally confused is not a good combination. On one hand my fortnight's holiday is coming to an end which means back to the ol' grindstone for me. Can't be arsed so if anyone can give me...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:58:00 PST

Day 1: Who Gave Me Hershey's Kisses? I Love You!

Ahh, what lovely weather we are having. Rain rain rain and oh, whats that?! More bloody rain. Sigh. If i didn't love this country so much i'd be out of here like a shot. Stuck inside with only milk, C...
Posted by The Adventures Of Ross, And Serge The Wonder Llama on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 01:18:00 PST