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Bad Dog!

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About Me

I love pina colladas, long walks on the beach, puppies and kittens ...

Ok, are you really buying this crap? I hate pina colladas. But I do love a perfect margarita, a good syrah or an extremely hoppy IPA now and then with Gidget, my soulmate for the last 20-some years. Especially if we happen to be out on the beach during an exceptionally amazing sunset while drowning puppies and kittens in the surf.

Just kidding, as far as you know. I guess if you really want to know anything about me you're just going to have to send me a message. Or peek in my windows. Whichever method you prefer.

My Interests

Writing. Brewing Beer, Making Wine, helping Promote Concerts/Festivals, Drinking Beer, Drinking Wine, Attending Concerts/Festivals. Naked Beer Pong. Launching Kittens with Trebuchets. Streaking thru Nudist Colonies. Competition Farting. You know, the usual stuff.

Oh ... and boobies. I like boobies a lot.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Johnny Cash. Bill Gates. Larry the Cable Guy. Bruce Springsteen. Jessica Simpson. Homer Simpson. The asshole that stole my four wheeler.

Music:

Most Everything except for stuff that sucks. I prefer good old rock and roll and blues, but I even like country too. I really dig Mark Knopfler, Jackson Browne, Luther and Bernard Allison, The Dixie Chicks, Springsteen (especially his old stuff), Blues Traveler, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Styx, Tom Petty, Guns and Roses, Van Morrison, Alan Jackson, Pink Floyd, The Love Dogs, Nickelback, Susan Tedeschi, Paul Rodgers (Bad Company), Naked To The World, The Beat Farmers, Tom Petty, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Duffy Bishop, Elvin Bishop, Thorogood, Bob Dylan, Tommy Castro, Bob Seger, James Blunt, Jonny Lang, Dr. Hook, Willie Nelson, Shaw Blades, Too Slim and the Taildraggers, Alice Cooper, Led Zep, Van Halen, Paul Simon, Jackie Greene and Wierd Al (Yes, Wierd Al).

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show. The Wall. Tommy. The Jerk. Blues Brothers. Monty Python's Holy Grail. A Knight's Tale. Strange Brew. Willow. Mom and Dad Save The World. Heaven Can Wait. Legends of the Fall. Contact. Lord of the Rings. City of Angels. Edward Scissorhands. Every Which Way But Loose. Dirty Harry. Pale Rider. Outlaw Josey Wales. The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly. Fistful of Dollars. For a Few Dollars More. Hang 'em High. Two Mules for Sister Sarah.

Television:

Seahawk Games. That 70's Show. Cold Case. Popeye Cartoons. Scrubs. Myth Busters. Whose Line. That's about it. I don't watch much TV, but if I do it's usually one of these.

Books:

I'd Rather Be Experiencing My Own Life Than Reading About Someone Else's

Heroes:

My Best Buddy Keith. He was the best friend a guy could ever have. He valiantly surrendered to cancer after a long, hard, well fought battle. The man was an inspiration to many people, and is a big part of who I am today, as well as who I hope to be tomorrow. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow