Nine Comments to Take Back |
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:09:00 GMT |
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator... |
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:09:00 GMT |
How Golf is like Urinating in a Public Restroom |
10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart. 9. Form a loose grip. 8. Keep your head down. 7. Avoid a quick backswing. 6. Stay out of the water. 5. Try not to hit...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:08:00 GMT |
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty at Xmas |
1. Did you get any under the tree? 2. I think your balls are hanging too low. 3. Check out Rudolph's honker! 4. Santa's sack is really bulging. 5. Lift up the skirt so I can get a whiff. 6. Did y...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:07:00 GMT |
Top Ten Pick Up Lines Women Should Use |
10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen? 8. This bra is so tight its uncomfortable. 7. You must know a good rain dance, cu...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:05:00 GMT |
Things NOT to ask in foreign countries.. |
IRELAND Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it? FRANCE Can I get a side of Freedom Fries with that? Arent the French just Germans...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:02:00 GMT |
Pre-Paid Plan Joke!! |
A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:01:00 GMT |
Whats up? |
Hey people... Whats up? I just thought that I would see how everyone is doing and how your day has been going... It would be nice to hear from you.... Take care everyone!!!
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:54:00 GMT |
my homepage! |
Hey people.... This is my homepage so go check it out and sign my guestbook... go to ... www.geocities.com/Sweetness16_2008/Nikkis_homepage.html
Posted by on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 09:06:00 GMT |
