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Euan Cocks

No need for introductions, i've read about you on the back of toilet doors.

About Me

and what comes next? a chance to save yourself...

Im Euan, and I am a sick guy.
Im 16, 17 on the 1st of January. Yes im that special.
I think im funny, and can pull off a half decent joke.
I attention-seek, but I couldnt give a shit in all fairness.
Im more racist than I should be.
My friends are all pretty sick guys as well.
You SHOULD know who you are, if you dont, ask...
I'll say no if you ask though :)
Im happily taken, and i'm rate pleased with how thats going :).
About fucking time in all fairness.
No longer in school, its called 'college' these days. Im not old enough for 'college'.
I know im not perfect.
But im friendly, polite, kind, and amusing.
Oh, and I brown-nose myself.
Deal with it.

Ill Eat Your Pussy Like A Fucking Cherry Bake.

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adopt your own virtual pet! ..

My Interests

My interests...
I would say that they're quite interesting :)

I'd like to meet:

My twin person in this world, everybody has one!

And these sick bastards again

Music:

I've Seen: Bullet For My Valentine
As I Lay Dying
Gallows x2
The Blackout x2
The Used
Aiden
Rise Against
We Are The Ocean x2
The Medic Droid
From First To Last
My Chemical Romance
Yashin x3
Enter Shikari
Shinedown
Disturbed

Bands Im Going To/Want To See: Enter Shikari
Fighstar
Outl4w
Cage The Elephant
All That Remains
Avenged Sevenfold
Escape the Fate
Flood of Red
Bring Me The Horizon
Killswitch Engage
Muse
None The Less
Queens of the Stone Age

Movies:

A funny one, like Anchorman, or Borat, or Dont Be A Menace...
Or a really really good one, with real life violence, not old time war shit, like Fight Club, or Green Street

Television:

Friends is good still, as is Mock The Week, 8 out of 10 Cats, The Kevin Bishop Show, Hollyoaks, and yes, The Simpsons still makes me laugh at times. :)

Books:

Not much of a reader.
Blindness and dylsexia hold me back.

(I'm not really dyslexic, sorry if that offened you).

Heroes:

No particular heroes.
Just My Friends.
Simpson, Cooker, Slater, Nightengale, Lees, Moxon, Ingham, Frimpong, Collier, Barker, Cooper, Scarlett N, Reardon, Pothecary, Riding, Scarlett B, Dale, Sharples, Glennon, Thompson, Watson, Butter, Tannian.

Gillett ain't so bad either, i guess...:)
Oh...
and Borat
How much?