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karen

it's hero time, lil' bob...better put your manhat on.

About Me

karen was born to a wandering couple who met and fell in love while researching the mating habits of the hairy-nosed wombat. after being abandoned on a deserted island off the coast of kuala lumpur, karen swam across the ocean and fought wildebeests off the coast of africa armed with nothing but her keen wits and goddess-like good looks, until she reached civiliation. with a brimming penchant for useless knowledge and a good shiraz, you can usually find karen imbibing on an aged bourbon and engaging in imponderable conversation. an enigma to many, karen also enjoys long walks, longer bike rides, chaco sandals, a nomadic state of mind, earthy scents, stimulation, wanderlust, juicy-fruitin' the pow pow, obnoxious hats, drinking at 8am with those damn dirty hippies she calls her friends, oregon, the tetons, her down comforter, big beds, the color orange, her rockin' afro, anyone with a whippin' personality, and luxuriating in the exultation of a good show and intense body high. she would love nothing more than to have her name writ large across the marquee's of the world.
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My Interests

quantum chromodynamics, amphetamines, voyeurism, penguins, croissants, video bowling, crochet, croquet and crock pot cookin'.

I'd like to meet:

who's got the beer?

Music:

the truly unique, original, and amazingly talented artists of today's contemporary country music.

Movies:

movies tend to give me A.D.D., and porn makes me giggle...

Television:

do yourself a favor and throw your T.V. out the window.

Books:

yes, i know how to read.

Heroes:

my mom, my pops, my mama, my sisters, brothers, and anyone else who has had to deal with me...

My Blog

sharpen yer spurs and hold onto yer hiney’s...it time for the yearly roundup

once again another year has passed and i do hope that you, my friends, rang in the year 2000-Great with a bang...i know i did. and, as i teeter on the brink of the end of my twenties, it is time once ...
Posted by karen on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

happiness never costs more than a two dollar beer and a few good friends

it's a bitter and jaded world out there...and it's easy to get sucked into it's center... therefore, i hereby declare a pledge to positiveness!  and ode to togetherness friends, because believe i...
Posted by karen on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:05:00 PST

Bike Therapy

I realized the other day that my job sucked and in a "Office Space"-like moment of defiance I decided that I wasn't going to go back there.   I had had enough.  The paranoid schizo of an own...
Posted by karen on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:39:00 PST