Long Time Coming |
it has been a while since i posted anything. any thoughts, stories, essays, whatever. well, in light of what happened last tuesday, here are my thoughts.
i went to go vote early tue...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:00:00 GMT |
University Chancellors and Presidents Ask Nations Psychopaths to Stop Shooting Students |
University Chancellors and Presidents Ask Nation’s Psychopaths to Stop Shooting Students
CHICAGO, IL - After shootings on college campuses in the recent months the Chancellors of every major Un...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:49:00 GMT |
Mock News Article |
Man to World: "She raped me!"
CHICAGO, IL -- After a night of drinking with friends Paul Cooney was stunned to find out he was the victim of a vicious sexual assault. "I remember drinking at Bar Loui...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:30:00 GMT |
The Neurosis of a 22-year old Bald Man |
The Neurosis of a 22-year old Bald Man
It's spring in Chicago. The seagulls are squawking, the sirens are blaring, the air is sweet like cotton candy, and the homeless are making their way up from the...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:58:00 GMT |
Someone's Got to Do It |
Someone's Got to Do It
I laugh when someone gets hit in the nuts, I laugh when someone falls down, I laugh when someone looks stupid; I'll laugh at just about anything. I'm an asshole. I won't lie to...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:48:00 GMT |
Cold on a Hot Summer Day |
Cold on a Hot Summer Day
I was down the street at Henry's. He and his family had just moved here from some far south Chicago suburb. A bad area I was told. Mom didn't really like Henry or his brothers...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:04:00 GMT |
4:57 to Palatine |
4:57 to Palatine
We all do the same thing. We train riders. As we wait for the coming train there are a couple of techniques we use to pass the time. Some of us pace back and forth. Others peer down t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:02:00 GMT |
Augustour |
hello all, im home from my little summer vacation. actually my second vacation of the summer. for the last 2 weeks ive done been on the road with dr. manhattan. here's what went down...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 14:36:00 GMT |
The Simpsons: Shit in 2 Acts |
well, The Simpsons movie came out this weekend to rave reviews. "oh its so good" the papers said. "its so funny" they told us. good thing you kids have Reed here to set these asshole...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 14:03:00 GMT |
Christ Returns to NBA |
Christ Returns to NBA
April 3, 1996 | Issue 29"12
After a two-year hiatus, Jesus Christ returned to the NBA last night, taking the court with his former team, the Atlanta Hawks. Christ, who quit t...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 22:36:00 GMT |
