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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat

salpalomaximus

About Me

Lets All Introduce....... HELLO PATRIOTS!!....

im sal.
i live in melbourne.
i like crumpling dry leaves into dust
if you give me a piece of paper, ill tear it into tiny pieces so i can play with the confetti
i cant sit still. if i am, you know its been a long day or im having a "cant be fucked" day [which sometimes happens alot!]
i get scared swimming in pools alone, i continue to think there is a shark in there with me
i have to run up most stair cases in fear that someone might attack me from behind when im not ready
i love rain on days when you've got nothing to do
i hate rain on days when you do
small things amuse me, so when i say im bored im usually not
i'm obsessed with strawberry fruche!
when i'm eating and i put any type of sauce on my food, i generally put alot on. this goes with everything and anything
i've been hassling dad to play chess with me for weeks. i like quality time like that, or fishing.
my mum buys me all these strange, random presents when she goes over seas, like ladybug or rainbow hats. theyre my favourite presents
my mum's my best friend, my dad's my best mate. i like it that way
i love how my bedroom doesnt reflect my personality at first glance
i have this strange obession with steering wheels & how they feel in my hands... & i find driving really therapeutic
after 3 long years, i've finally finished my degree in creative technology & sound production.
....i dont think i want to be an audio engineer....
i like writing lyrics. i love composing music... but i hate performing
im moving to london in 2009 to live and travel..... i may not return....
im humble, but quite spastic and retarded....
i'd say im unique. but then i havent met the rest of the world
....yet...
and to whoever stole my guitar:
*insert middle finger here*
-sal


AbOuT mE . . . . . .
i am
the analyst
the confused
the joker
the keeper
the writer
the teller
the entertainer
the spectator
the pessimist
the believer
the fighter
the forgiver
the brave
the coward
the random
the lover
the hater
the giver
the taker
the lost
the found
the artist
me...
ThInGs I lOvE ...
i love family
i love friends
i love laughing
i love honesty
i love individuality
i love creativeness
i love dreaming
i love fun
i love randomness
ThInGs I hAtE . . . . . .
i hate lies
i hate arrogance
i hate bitchiness
i hate judgment
i hate ignorance
i hate fakes

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My Interests

music, eating, sleeping, suction cups, toasters, late night rumbles with my foot...

I'd like to meet:

Maynard, Mark Hoppus & John Smith... the original.... no fakes

My Insperations

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Music:

...(just to name a few) ... Lior, KT tunstall, rise against, blink 182, tool, all ministry of sound albums, lily allen, lamb, nick skitz, pendulum, alanis morrisette, the kooks, alexisonfire, karnivool, +44, panic! at the disco, sparticus, the used, the offspring, atreyu, disturbed, refused, incubus, styles & breeze, system of a down, crowded house, grinspoon, john butler trio, ben harper, linkin park, tatu, jack johnson, jewel, scooter, prodigy, 3 doors down, and bring on any jazz, blues or classical anyday!

Movies:

family guy the movie, fightclub, donnie darko, lockstock & 2 smoking barrels, snatch, ace ventura 1&2, dumb & dumber, butterfly effect, requiem for a dream, ninja turtles, jackass the movie 1&2, my home made movie; 'a day in the life of the simmered sea monkey...'

Television:

family guy, futerama, bro-town, nip tuck, weeds, queer as folk

Books:

Calvin & Hobbes comics
the Ancient Future Trilogy
Mixing with Your Mind

Heroes:

mum. brother. and a massive swarm of bees

My Blog

I’m a Dreamer :)

"There can only be one solution to any problem: a change in attitude and in consciousness. Through the power of consciously focusing on the things that we create in our imagination, we give them the '...
Posted by Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:31:00 PST

Weltanschauung

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is ...
Posted by Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:29:00 PST