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About Me

hi there my names chris, if you dont know me then welcome to this wonderful lil about me thingy im typing, and if you do know me... well yea, sorry
im a college drop out after me and a examiner had a minor disagreement about what is and isnt art, and what is and isnt vandalism
im now a waiter at helidon lakes and yea that really is as cool as it sounds. plan to end up in the army as a royal engineer, but i plan to have a bit of fun before i get shot at
iv got a pretty solid outlook on life, i like to see the little things that people miss and smile.
i love my mates to bits and am constantly tryin to make more.
umm i like to doodle, and have had an intrest in graffiti longer than i can remember, but if my mum asks i am a good boy and would never support that mindless vandalism that chews at the very core of our society, promotes gang warfare and in some cases has been known to leave the toilet seat up
i say things that leave awkward silences and find it funny
im not racist but i have a slight dislike of the french
i like immature cartoons
i think that may have summink to do with my mental age
im usually randy
i find it extremely difficult not to pull a stupid pose if someone is taking a picture
i'd do pretty much anything to make a mate smile
and i like beer, exesive amounts of beer
...
end of the day i am chris
so yea... much love folks

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone whos up for a bit of a laugh, thinks they can beat me in a staring contest, or who is willing to buy me a drinkquestion table

The new and improved chris test
Are u chris? yup
sure? yea we went over this last time.. want me to kick your ass?
ok ok calm down dont piss me off then
*coff* twat *coff* WHAT YOU SAY?!? *angry mumbles*
any way what do u do? go six form
cool where at? chenderit
what do u wanna do when ur older? no idea
any ideas at all? when i was 'ickle i wanted to be an aeroplane!
u weren't very clever as a child where u! hey screw u!
i'm just sayin well dont ass wipe
motto of the year? "when in doubt do it any way"
ah catchy.. why thank you
any thing on ur to do list at the mo? lots of things from makin tea to global domination
do u drink? does a bear shit in the woods (and for the retards out there) yes
smoke? nope not no more
levitate off the ground by about 30 cm going "hmmmmmm"? only on a tuesday and even then not when anybodys looking
any thing you would change in the past to make ur life better? nope my past made me who i am
romantic or player? romantic
what the most romantic thing u've dun then? probably just walked in the rain just chattin to a girl i well liked
best chat up line? dont really have one prob "hi" or "can i buy u a drink?"
and if they say no? start crying and beg them!!
thank fuck i thought u where going all serious on me then! yea sorry about that the serious side suck ass dont it?!?
most overly used word/sayin? dude or i hate you
once again i'm gettin bored yea me too
ok bye see ya dude

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My Blog

i no iv been bitchin

dudes and you other female dudes. i no iv been bitchin bout work and shit like that, but now time for a happy blog... im shit faced. 1st time in a while...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 20:22:00 GMT

dear anyone who has a hard job

i warn you in advance, this blog is going to be entirely abour bitching, and is going to be punch-u-ated with bad spelling and grammar because of how tired i am... what i realise i cant spel...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:36:00 GMT

My many alter egos

Welcome to the wonderful world of chris and my many alter egos: Da Brain - Dumbass, one of the members and foundin father of DEAD STUPID also known to turn into da brain after too much coffee. Wonder ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 19:09:00 GMT

a general question

have you ever been sat naked in front of the tv watchhing a movie just coz the name sounded funny really needing a shit but cant being assed to go?   trust me it sucks 
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:34:00 GMT

I WATCH KIM POSSIBLE

thats all folks
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 05:31:00 GMT

What the fuck is a blog anyway?

Ummm hi-de-ho....how do you do this thingy... oh yea sweet i like masterbating... woo go me  you smell like poo peace out ma honkies xxx 
Posted by on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 04:21:00 GMT