Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) |
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance".) 9. There's a slight ...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:13:00 PST |
15 things no man wants to hear... from a woman |
1 Any stories about ex-boyfriends, even ones told against the poor blokes. If your ex was a violent, brainless, tattooed ex-con, this will only make us feel boring and unmanly. And scared.2 The phrase...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 08:34:00 PST |
If Architects had to work like web designers |
This seems a little too appropriate since I'm currently ending a really terrible client relationship with an architect, but I thought other designers might enjoy. I'm sorry if this seems spammy, I re...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 09:36:00 PST |
Stuff you probably didnt know. |
1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee!2. If you passed gas consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produc...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:21:00 PST |
Things Computers Can Do in Movies |
1. Word processors never display a cursor.2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.3. Movie characters never make typing mistakes.4. All monitors display inch-high letters.5....
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 02:43:00 PST |
Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn |
Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 years to learn: 1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it. 2. You will never find...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Living Life Backwards |
I want to live my next life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go col...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 01:37:00 PST |
Valley Radio Stations are Streaming online! |
As of today, 99.5 Que Pasa, KVLY Mix 107.9, The Q94.5 The Rock Station, and Romantica 101.1 are streaming their signals on the net!Here's where to go: KVLY FM 107.9 www.mix1079.com KFRQ FM 94.5 ...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:02:00 PST |
50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex |
The Politics of Fuckingaka50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up becau...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:17:00 PST |
40 FACTS ABOUT SLEEP YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW... |
40 FACTS ABOUT SLEEP YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW...(OR WERE TOO TIRED TO THINK ABOUT)-The record for the longest period without sleep is 18 days, 21 hours, 40 minutes during a rocking chair marathon. The...
Posted by Anthony Acosta on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:50:00 PST |
