I'm Not Dead |
Not physically, anyway.
I'd update this more but... frankly I don't have many friends on Myspaz
(or in real life anymore, lul), and actually, initially I posted goop
on here for my friends to rea...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 13:51:00 GMT |
I Just Typed the Greatest Blog Ever |
But the page expired and I lost it. I am now just going to iron claw my modem for ten minutes and post this instead: "They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 08:18:00 GMT |
Eleventh Annual Near Death Experiencefest |
Holy gay. I just got attacked by a hive of venomous cattle whilst out on a run. That was one of the most frightening experiences I've had in years.I got fucking swarmed like a Bovine gang mugging and ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 08:05:00 GMT |
Wee Things |
I am REALLY drunk. My backspace key is getting a horrorshow workout.I've been mulling over for a little bit a couple of things, especially the question of morality. What IS morality, and why do we hav...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 18:53:00 GMT |
OUTSIDE A TRAIN ROARS (z65 series) |
THE CLATTER IS DEAFENINGLOUDER THAN EVERYTHINGDROWNS WHAT YOU WERE SAYIIIIINGYou have $5 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?Lots of lollipops.If you were reincarnated as a sea cr...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:21:00 GMT |
Pepé Le Pew > Helio Gracie |
Sometimes when I'm bored I like to just close my eyes and aimlessly walk around. It's exciting because you never know when you're going to get hurt, how it's going to happen, or where you'll end up. I...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 09:11:00 GMT |
What the Ponytail, I dont Eat Snail, Ill Steal Your Keys and Then Ill Check Your Mail |
Another questionare thing, because I'm really bored. I mean, really. Again composed mostly from all the interesting questions I have been asked recently with a couple of generic questions I ripped off...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:58:00 GMT |
Obligatory Boring Update |
I haven't done any kind of seriousy updatey blorgy thing in a while, and lots of things happened I could write a lot about, but too much time has passed since so I'll just scribble a couple of the mos...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:36:00 GMT |
Things That Look Like Things |
Here are some things I like.:o!!!:DHappychair is happy.Happycar is happy.Happypillow is happy.Happydoor is happy.Happygrater reporting for duty.Happyhanger is happy.Oh noes!Surlycookie is surly.Happyl...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:20:00 GMT |
I Want to Conquer the World |
This rubbish myspace survey is composed from various questions people have put to me over the past week or so. A proper blorg to come maybe.Have you actually drunken Micky's 'Fine Malt Liquor'?Oh Mick...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 01:55:00 GMT |
