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J-Rob-A-Nigga

...Say hello to the bad guy...

About Me

How'z it goin family? My first rule in life is to live as if I were dying. My second rule is that I'll live my life the way I want to regardless of what others might wish to make of it. Like Devin tha Dude (one of all-time favorites)'I do what tha fuck [I] wanna do' and like Gwen Stefani I constantly remind people "Well its my life...Don't YOU forget!'.I like new ideas, wild experiences, and creative people. I can hold a conversation with just about anyone on just about anything. Even tho I can look unapproachable at times, I enjoy people more than anything in the world. I want to become a teacher, cultural critic, and essayist, play in the Arena football league, establish a hip-hop-oriented Hookah Bar, and prove to the world that there is NO reason why Nick Cannon (my nemesis) should be famous. I like alot of normal shit like playin sports (football & basketball), Down south music, and cognac. I have other interests that might weird you out. I think that difference is a beautiful thing and I enjoy learning about and appreciating what makes every individual person or culture unique. Dr. Phil is my nemesis and my purpose is to prove to the world that he's an idiot. I annoy the shit out of my closest friends because I'm always so fuckin goofy. All I watch is comedy and have laughed at everything that exists except for 'Keenan and Kel'. I think Paris Hilton and Al Sharpton tie for most pointless person in America. I read more than anyone you know and I luv writing. I'm a jack of all trades but master of almost none. I'm a movie review junkie and I have to read all the bad ones that come out each week. I'm a momma's boy and a rebel. If you know me, u kno that my two weaknesses are books and clothes. Im a geek and I dont apologize for that but I'm also cool ass down-to-earth dude. I plan on traveling the world and experiencing all that I can but I have a special love for the Washington, D.C./MD area(Suitland most definitely). I dream of liberation for all oppressed people but I'm especially dedicated to my African American peoples. I'm very much into radical politics and Black literature. I loathe neo-conservatism and reality TV (yes, ALL of it). I'm attracted to creativity, humility, self-confidence. I hate it when people are fake and when people try too hard. I luv ninjas. I HATE Carlos Mencia.I'm anxious to meet anybody and everybody. Drop me somethin cousin!
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism || 10%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||| 36%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com(this thing is pretty accurate!) TRAIT SNAPSHOT: messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcastic . .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bobby Seale, Assata Shakur, Adolph Reed, Manning Marable, Michael Jordan, Tim Duncan, Andre Agassi, Mia Hamm, Arundhati Roy

My Blog

my guilty pleasure

I watch cable news often. Your fox news networks, MSNBC's and CNN's.  But not to be informed.  Ooh no. Watching these networks to better understand the world around you is not so unlike eati...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 07:12:00 GMT

From Bowling Balls to Marbles: The Dwindling of Jon Stewart's Balls

Jon Stewart has gonads the size of 'Grape Nuts'.  And a spine more formless than amoeba.  Though I once was a loyal fan, I became less so, the more the Daily Show became as fa...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 16:10:00 GMT

Pass the Blunt, Not the Roach

It's a curious thing how uppity we get towards the end of a blunt. To get the weed we climbed mountains and swam rivers and kissed floors and suffered many indecencies. But when alas our glorious fatt...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:29:00 GMT

A poem for my mother's birthday (valentine's day)

Momma's Home It's a Man's world& And the living room mourns, Beautiful and sad, As does Uncle, son, and dad, And don't forget the dog, Somber and starving, curled desperately off in some corner Waitin...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 08:38:00 GMT

Police Barbarity

--> -->SAVAGE BLUE  --> --> The Pistols fire like sirens flare, signaling our time to act, Its a fact, those boys in bl...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 22:38:00 GMT

Trouble in Paradise: Cyber Unrest in Federated Republic of FaceBook

  Greeting Myspacans, I bring you news from afar. Has anyone been following the ongoing saga of the one, the only, thefacebook?  OOh, its pretty entertaining.  Later for...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:00:00 GMT

Lean on me...OR ELSE!!!

    Yo this is my first blog on myspace. I have another blog on xanga that I use just for my writings on politics.  I'm a real political person. But I dont like saying that becuz i...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 13:25:00 GMT