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Greg Bauer

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About Me

Ask my friends.

My Interests



Exploring the city, playing the guitar, keeping my Netflix rotation pumping, poker, business, film and television, anthropology and culture, girls, exploration, Los Angeles, adventure, travels, friends and friends.

I'd like to meet:



I've always wanted to walk into a room of aging hippies...Peter Fonda, Brian Wilson, Dennis Hopper, Bob Dylan, Jack Nicholson, David Crosby,and both his livers...Like a question posed to God, asking for the mysteries of life, I'd ask them "It seemed you had a good thing going...What the Hell happened?"

Talk about "puppy love!"

From the whiskered muzzle of a wise old Irish wolfhound...

"I saw you coming from the Cape, way from Hyannis Port all the way,
When I got back it was like a dream come true.
I saw you coming from Cambridgeport with my poetry and jazz,
Knew you had the blues, saw you coming from across the river,
Told you on the banks of the river, carried you across,
Loved you there and then, and now like a sheep,
I close my eyes and sleep for love comes flowing streams of consciousness
Soft like snow, to and fro,
Let us go there together darlin', way from the river to here and now
And carry it with a smile, bumper to bumper
Stepping lightly, just like a ballerina"

Music:

This is how it goes:

Start me off in the mornings with a little bit of Van Morisson's "Astral Weeks." It's a shame, but I usually can't make it through the whole album before I have to head out the door...

I'm not always one for wearing headphones during my commute, but it's getting cold out, and it seems much more appropriate than it did in the summer.....So....Get me on the subway platform and I'll usually throw on the Talking Head's "Stop Making Sense" album. Sadly (to some), I have whittled down the 17-track album to my favorite 8-9 cuts. Plus, I always start it off with the class Head's song "Uh-Oh, Love Comes to Town" from their '77 album.

Daytimes...that's when things can get a bit more wiley. Back home in L.A., when I had my car, I always felt Sublime and G. Love and Special Sauce were hands-down some of the best cruisin' music bands ever assembled. I still agree. However, it's harder to pinpoint a specific band or album I like in the day times. I'm also a fan of Blind Melon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against the Machine, Soundgarden, Incubus, STP.

PLUS, never count me out from throwing on a good Bob Dylan album...there seems to be one perfectly designed for any mood I might be in. I especially think that "New Morning" is a great morning-time Dylan album (coincidence?).

Nighttime? Depends. Am I going out? Or staying in? Am I writing/reading or trying to get to sleep? Here's where some good jazz can come in. Yes, gimme some Miles Davis (Sketches of Spain has been useful in getting me in creative moods recently...). Yes, gimme Coltrane. Yes, I find Chet Baker's voice incredibly sexy.

And yes, I know there are jazz snobs out there who want to kick my ass for such mainstream jazz choices. That's fine...just throw me some suggestions. I'm all ears.

I also have a good nighttime mix on my ITunes taht I won't get into here. Oh yeah, not to mention my all-time favorite "G. Love Nighttime Mix." ..All the fuel that I need for my dreams.

Needless to say, the main music in my life is usually me strumming on the guitar. My songs and my jams are my babies...my meditation and peace of mind. Haha, I always know just hte song for my mood!

Movies:

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (had to start the list somewhere), The Jerk, The Godfather Trilogy (I try and watch the whole thing at least once a year), Indiana Jones Trilogy, Back to the Future trilogy, Apocalypto (This movie is seriously an anthropologist's wet dream!), The Great Muppet Caper, The Long Goodbye, Punch-Drunk Love, Easy Rider, all the Matrices (Neo, I believe!), Punch Line, Intacto, Baraka, Pulp Fiction, O Brother Where Art Thou, Clue, Basic Instinct (I watch it for the articles), Little Murders (The whole movie is decent enough...but Donald Sutherland's wedding sermon is one for the ages!)

Television:

The Shield, NBA Basketball (Go Lakers and Clippers!), Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Deadwood, Wife Swap, and Weeds.

"A sad, crying clown in an iron lung? I've always wanted one!" - Rocko's Modern Life

Books:

I read way too much non-fiction.

Heroes:

Bob Brown, a very wise old friend of mine. Single moms, because I have been amazed by each one I have ever met. Jack Nicholson, because he does what he wants. The Swedish Chef (Check out Squirrel Stew on YouTube). Stand up comedians. Oh yeah, and that dude from Touching the Void (he ranks right up there with the guy that sawed his arm off to get it out from under a boulder).

My Blog

The time bombs gone rancid and the jiggy's gone sour

Ri-tar-diculous ...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:56:00 PST

Guitar Magicians

So, the other day I took a guitar lesson for about the first time in 8 years. I know I've played for quite a while and I know I probably collectively spend a handful of hours each week playing, but r...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 03:23:00 PST

Fitzgibbons: "Grow a dick and lose some weight."

So, my friends Clayton and John just finished a little 2-minute cartoon called "Fitzgibbons McQueer: Auto Insurance Agent."So bizarre...but amusing nonetheless. Enjoy! ...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:52:00 PST

Martha, hold on to my heart for me...

Chills, chills, shivers and chills....This YouTube video doesn't even begin to embody the feeling and energy that floated through the Hollywood Bowl as Martha Wainwright sang this version of "Stormy W...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 09:12:00 PST

The Wedding Scene from "Little Murders"

So, I've been wanting to get this up for a while. This YouTube clip is from the movie "Little Murders," starring Elliott Gould, and directed by Alan Arkin. Although I think the movie is pretty decen...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:22:00 PST

Videos from New Orleans and Emergency Communities

Hello! Ok, so I've been meaning to get some of these videos up on YouTube forever. And since I am an amazing employee at my new job, I barreled through my workload today and I have a little bit of ex...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 05:31:00 PST

Emergency Communities Fundraiser

This past Friday my friend Clayton threw a big fundraiser/house party for Emergency Communities, the post-Katrina volunteer live/work community in New Orleans where Clayton and I both worked this past...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:36:00 PST

The Hollywood Bowl

So, I got a chance call from my friend Emily the other day offering me two tickets to go to the Hollywood Bowl. Emily's friend, Adam (who had bought the tickets), was kind enough to randomly set me u...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:41:00 PST

Excursion to Vegas

First off, I have to say that I'm really frustrated by YouTube and the general file sizes of video. I have been trying for an hour to find a way to get this scene from "Little Murders" up on the web,...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:32:00 PST

An Urge for Going

First off....urge...funny word, that word 'urge.' But yes, I have been having the urge for going. I don't know if it was New York or India, but I seem more unsettled than ever in recent weeks. Perha...
Posted by Greg Bauer on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 05:42:00 PST