Hi, I'm Spongebob... Many of you know me as this soft care-free, yellow, hyper sponge, but I'm really full of love and I'm ready to soak up everyones love with my sponginess. Sure a lot of you have me misunderstood and I've heard rumors of me being "gay" or "queer" especially because of that time Patrick and I adopted a baby scallop... Bottom line is: Some people just don't understand my personality... I'm a fun, genuine sponge. I like to try new things. I will put the rumors to rest, Patrick and I are only BFF. Some things are better left unsaid... Lets leave it @ that. (I just happen to relate to so many ppl in so many ways.) I enjoy my job at the Krusty Krab I love being exploited and being paid minimum wage by Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs is the best boss a sponge could ever ask for. Well, I hope you all enjoy my page cuz I'm Ready, I'm ready to show ya'll some love!!!
-SpongeBob SquarePants
