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I am a 46 year old stay-at-home mom. I've been married 22 years to a loving and caring man. I have 2 wonderful kids, a chinchilla (Kinky), a Boston Terrier(Baby), and a Puggle (Tinkerbelle).
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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it. Piss on it and walk away.
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO THE THEOLOGICAL PLACE OF ETERNAL PUNISHMENT.
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Feces derived from any of the masculine gender of the quadrupedal species of the genus Bos, family Bovidae, class Mammalia (although generally limited to the domesticated Bos taurus).
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What Are You?
Vampire.
Vampires hate sunlight but your kind of vampires help out the demon hunters by you killing the other kinds of vampires. You want to be human once more but you cannot find the source to rid of your pain of longing for a human soul once more.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elton John, David Bowie, Meatloaf, Tom Hanks, and Sandra Bullock.

My Blog

Happy Birthday to me!

I decided for my 46th birthday to give myself a present.  I got my first tattoo.  My kids went with me and Alora was kind enough to take a couple of short videos and a couple of stills that I will inc...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Jan 2009 16:29:00 GMT

Robin Williams as the American Flag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_L1vLv84vs
Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:01:00 GMT

Dating

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER Note:  This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, work history, lineage, and current med...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:44:00 GMT

5 short chapters

AUTOBIOGRAPHY IN FIVE SHORT CHAPTERS by: Portia Nelson   I I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I fall in. I am lost...I am helpless. It isn't my fault. It takes forever ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:19:00 GMT

Dragon Tears

THE LEGEND OF THE DRAGON'S TEARS A long time ago when the age of Man was beginning, people began to forget about, and stop believing in, the mystical creatures of this land.  Because no one belie...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:13:00 GMT

When I am An Old Woman

When I am an old woman I shall wear purple with a red hat which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves and satin sandals, and say we've no money for ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:47:00 GMT

What if Dr. Seuss did Technical Training Manuals?

Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your flo...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 08:37:00 GMT

Australia - March

March 4: Alora and I took the bus and rail to Hornsby to the mall. Here is us at the Gordon bus stop. March 9: We went to a work mate of Merlon’s, Quinten Goldfinch, on Sunday fo...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:46:00 GMT

Things that are different in Australia

These are just observations of things that are way different in Australia than in the U.S. or at least different from the Dallas area.No Wal-Mart. Not just no Wal-Mart but no store that has everythin...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 17:28:00 GMT

Australia - February

Feb. 2, 2008: M2 and Alora went to the Australia zoo in Brisbane. Here is her video that she made of it: This is the zoo that Steve Irwin's family built.Feb. 18: This bird is hanging u...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 18:09:00 GMT