one more for the record books. |
today i came off my bike in the rain.bruised and battered all down my left side.walked dizzily the twenty metres to the coffee shop where i was meeting my friend.sat down.said."i just fell off my bike...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:30:00 GMT |
i'm a ridiculous person |
unicycle practice has lead to an afternoon in casualty and a broken wrist. in a cast for four weeks. what an utter fucking gimp.
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 10:40:00 GMT |
one in twenty [aka ridiculous circus skills] |
apparently this is the fraction of people who learn to ride the unicycles they have bought. i have a unicycle. i started to get quite good before i started managing a band. tomorrow i am going to rest...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:22:00 GMT |
