Why Old Men Shouldnt Drive Busses... |
So, I'm on the TANK bus driving down the interstate at 40 mph, and I look over to the bus drivers control pannel. His blinker has been on for about 15 minutes and I need a fucking dramamine. We've t...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:27:00 GMT |
An array of miss matched paragraphs |
I've found true love. I've lost true love. In a way, I've lost myself. I need to find myself. Will you hold my hand? Help me search. Help me live.I want to write be...
Posted by on Fri, 23 May 2008 17:43:00 GMT |
A note on how I feel... |
I'm sitting here, smoking, to my lungs disamusement, and my hearts mixed feelings of dismay and satisfaction, reading the final installment of Harry Potter, when all of a sudden this less that ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 18:15:00 GMT |
If there were a title to suit the way I feel... It would be here... |
I shall tell a story. A little over 48 hours ago, after a few shots of 80-proof distilled vodka from a minor's trunk, I walked into a bar hand in hand with the guy I've been talking to for the...
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 12:02:00 GMT |
Slingo... Not just for those who have hip replacement surgery... |
I am addicted to Slingo; a slots meet bingo type computer game where the goal is simply to get a "SLINGO"... There are several different events that also take place during the course of the game...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 20:09:00 GMT |
Have I missed the 9 O'Clock Moral Express?? (British accent, please) |
Because of the people who lie on resumes to obtain employment in a new city where they need every upper hand they can get, our world is ending as we know it... And that completely asinine...&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
Cincinnati...And the sex of a LIFETIME |
Everything is going well thus far... I got lost yesterday, for 5 hours... half of which was after dark, on foot, alone, in the ghetto... Very awkward experience, especially because I...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:42:00 GMT |
MYSPACE MESSAGE FIGHT!!! |
The following was a fight that I entered myself into after receiving an offer for sex... He had the last word... But who really won the fight??? And honestly... He's really kind of u...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 22:15:00 GMT |
Hi, my name is Jeremy, and I'll be your genius today! |
Your I.Q. score is 135!
Your Intellectual Type is Visionary Philosopher. This means you are highly intelligent and have a powerful mix of skills and insight that can be applied in a variety of differe...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 15:01:00 GMT |
*cock* this was in the bulletin... but it will go away too quickly... this is a good read!!! |
My friend Craig and I were having a discussion on how the farther away you move from your birthplace, the larger your penis gets... So I left to pack some bags, and move to texas i guess... I came bac...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:46:00 GMT |
