Laughter in the Headlines |
You know, I sometimes wonder about the things that get published in our papers. Statistics about obesity, the amount of sugar in our bread, breakthroughs in 'shoe' technology&. But once in a while, yo...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:37:00 GMT |
Housework for Dummies |
I dedicate this to my dog, Gaetana Banana Poo-Bum Head, the source of all my laughter and tears.Contrary to popular belief, keeping your house clean is a simple task. It was not designed to inspire fe...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 20:12:00 GMT |
Weekends a-shambles (AKA best weekend ever!!!) |
Good morning all!!! I realise its been a while since you've had a laugh at my expense.... but guess what. I have good stories for you and I swear to god they're true. This one happened just two weeks...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 17:35:00 GMT |
The Power of Two |
Before you get all excited, this isn't my usual blog. For my regulars, well I'm sure you'll forgive me for blabbering on, but if you choose to wait for my funnies to return and skip this I'll forgive ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 17:50:00 GMT |
The Monday Morning Freight Train |
I went home sick today. It's something I do so very rarely, it actually felt really awkward to ask my boss for it. Weird huh?My head was jack hammering away at me and I've got this vein near my right ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:00:00 GMT |
Meet my Baby! |
Good morning all. Just thought I would share the wonderful news that my search for the perfect Chihuahua baby is over. I've found her!Isn't she lovely?She's only 8 weeks old, so I have to wait another...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 19:03:00 GMT |
Pet Peeves 101 |
You know, sometimes I look around and realise (much to my utter horror) that I'm the only sane person in the place. You know what else? It seems to be happening all too often lately and I've decided t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 21:25:00 GMT |
Dude, your grandma's HOT! |
Oh wow. I mean, OW.My head hurts soooooo freaking much, my voice is non-existant and my toes... I've only just finished scouring the last of the 'trod marks' from them. I swear, it sucks to be a short...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:38:00 GMT |
Unemotional Wreck |
I came to a realisation today and it is this: I am a rock.I guess I've always known it, but it only just became blindingly obvious the other day when my housemate told me her dad had a stroke. My...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 20:11:00 GMT |
I can't scratch! |
Oh GOD!!!I can't scratch. I have these massive, carefully manicured nails. Perfect in every way really, if you don't count the blow out I had on the weekend which I am having to subsequently...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 18:11:00 GMT |
