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About Me

So, I'm from Cheese Doodle, Wisconsin, and that's more like cheez whiz or EZ cheez vs. cheddar or provolone! Like most college graduates, I am doing nothing with my degree in geology, but dam, I sure had a great time earning it! Let's see, I'm not French but I kiss that way. Currently, I am addicted to Caramello candy bars and their creamy caramel goodness and ice cream is the way to my heart. I moonlight as wonder woman, not because of all the perks (such as the invisible jet), but because I look dam good in the outfit! I tend to match my socks with my underwear, and researchers have yet to create a belt that will keep my pants up!

Currently, I am a singer without a band. My past projects include SOUL PATCH and U.S. PIPE

My Blog

Thank You Ashe for the wonderful gift

You gotta check this out! I got an awesome unexpected present from Ashe!      I didn't realize it was made from a fork until I checked out his website!! Seriously, you should check out some of Ashe's ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 23:04:00 GMT

Tonight! Feb. 11, The Pipe on 101.5 FM

We're less than TWO WEEKS AWAY from our official CD release party at the Bluebird Theater on Thursday, February 19! Do you have your tickets yet? http://www...bluebirdtheater.net/..eventdetail.php?id=...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 14:52:00 GMT

Goals

    Picture this, me singing on stage in a gold bikini wearing high heels! How about Azma wearing a blond wig and a wedding dress? Well it could happen!     My biggest dream was to play at Red Rocks. ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Feb 2009 14:32:00 GMT

Wanna be Cool?

NEW!!! Get hats, T-shirts, thongs and MORE at U.S. Pipe's CafePress.com store: cafepress.com/uspipe
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:14:00 GMT

My Day at Red Rocks 8-8-08

       So everyone has been asking me how playing Red Rocks was. It was FRICKIN' AWESHOME!! We opened for the movie Purple Rain, so we decided to do Prince's entire album Purp...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:04:00 GMT

Deep Questions from Bubbles Johnson Episode 1

1. What song is in your head right now? the theme song from Sponge Bob Squarepants   2. What was the first concert you went to? Rick Springfield, yikes! I was always hoping Jesse was a girl  ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 22:40:00 GMT

RED ROCKS OR BUST!!!

          So U.S. Pipe is playing Red Rocks on August 8! We're doing the Film on the Rocks series, opening for the movie Purple Rain!     ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:53:00 GMT

Bad Cop, Good Brownies

This video seriously cracks me up!!!
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 11:58:00 GMT

what keeps me from boobs

     Ha! Not much! Playing P.T.'S Strip Club in Denver tonight and once again it's snowing out when U.S. Pipe has a show! Craziness! Last December, it seemed like every show the Pi...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:11:00 GMT

what keeps me from u?

it's the song i hear when it's silentin the breath i exhale too soonit's the question i'm constantly asking when staring down the moon the howl that lingers in my throatwhen there are only stars in th...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:44:00 GMT