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I'm a badass. I totally zig when I'm sposed to zag. Totally. Also, I like to go against the grain. Oh, and I don't take shit from the man. In addition to that, I speed often in my car which runs on pure adrenalin...my adrenalin. I don't spell good cause spellin's fer sissy's and women. I pay my taxes, but if I didn't feel like it, I totally wouldn't. I eat old meat that's almost going bad. I drink milk that's smellin' sad....I don't even care! I don't take out my garbage until I'm good god damn well and ready. I almost kicked this dude's ass one time just for punchin' me in the face. You should'a seen his face. He was so scared I was gonna get up and hit him back!