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Ian

About Me

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"Son, never ask a man if he's a fighter pilot. If he is, he'll tell you about it if not, well, you don't want to embarrass him."
The US Navy lets me fly the F/A-18 Super Hornet (aka - the "Rhino"). I still can't believe that I get paid for this.
Aside from that, I'm pretty much a jack of all trades, master of none. I went to school to be an engineer, but quickly realized how boring that was. I've worked as a tennis pro, among other things.
Work hard, play hard. And I do both. I don't read nearly enough anymore. If anyone ever asks me, "Do you ever wonder...?" the answer is yes, every time. I'm not very good at keeping in touch with people. Vegas is way too much fun. I AM an Iowa State Cyclone, and I root for the Yankees, Devils , Nets, and Giants.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone and everyone from my past, present, and future. Those who can't handle a little bit of sarcasm every now and then need not apply. Also on the list of people that probably don't want to meet me: fans/alum/students of iowa city community college, the red sox, and the NY rangers.
Something vaguely resembling intelligence is a must, too. You don't need to be a PhD candidate, but if someone turned a picture on its side, and you can't figure out why people are walking on the walls, then two things need to happen. 1) Stop right where you are, grab the nearest blunt object, and whack yourself in the head with it. 2) Go away.

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