Adrenaline Junkie Â® a.k.a. Thomas

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My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

My Interests

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
I've sent in my application to the Real World. So I'm hoping to hear back from that. I'm putting A LOT of my eggs into that basket, the MTV basket. I'm also thinking about getting a gun, and dealing crack. Being a crack dealer. Not like a mean crack dealer, but like... like a nice one. Kinda friendly like, "hey, what's up guys? Want some crack?" I'm just waiting on those two things to flesh themselves out.

and I might add.....

He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high....... Crack, here I come!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Music:

I HAVE THREE 15's IN THE TRUNK, ITS RIDICULOUS!

If the musics too loud, then call the cops.....

Movies:

Thomas Brooks Productions!!!(DUH!!!)

Tombstone!!!
Office Space,
Usual Suspects,
Saw 1&2 (havnt seen 3 yet),
Oceans Eleven & Twelve,
Wedding Crashers,
Gladiator,
Star Wars,
The Matrix trilogy,
Half Baked,
and of course Anchorman.
I love comedies and suspense movies

Television:

FIM & MotoGP races,
Dallas football,
SuperBikes,
Myth Busters,
The Shield,
Oz,
Jay Leno,
Conan O'Brien,
Dave Chappelle,
Carlos Mencia,

....and pretty much anything on Comedy Central,

I HATE all reality shows!!!!!!!!

Books:

huh.......? I just look at the pictures....I did recently aquire a book a silly book called "Why Do Men Have Nipples"..............let me know if you want it back

Heroes:

Valentino Rossi.....if you dont know who that is, then dont ask because your a stupid ass dumb fucking idiot and you should die!!