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A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with "you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way." This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying "You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

My Blog

holy crap another blog this time less deep i swear

So i've noticed a lot of photos lately in a lot of different friend accounts on both here and facebook. I think i'm going to add another section to the wall of happiness.Okay those of you who arn't in...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:55:00 GMT

Morality, choices part 2

last time we talked about personal choices and my beliefs, but now i'm going to talk to you about something more theoretical. I have no solid beliefs on these theories. I don't know if they're right o...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Oct 2009 02:10:00 GMT

Philisophical Rant

So it's been a while. I'm back in school taking classes that are opening my eyes to a great number of things that i never really thought of before. One such class is philosophy.Now obviously it's the ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:34:00 GMT

Strange...

Okay ladies and gents i'm going to take a serious moment here. I know, I know. It's been a while since i've had a trademark mike angst moment but, i've got one for you.I don't know if its the alcohol ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jul 2009 22:23:00 GMT

oh boy here we go again

So here i am drinking as per usual and i stumble across a review by none other that Roger Ebert himself ripping apart the new transformers movie like it's a gift wrapped three speed dildo placed under...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:44:00 GMT

sad really

So okay, my last political rant i wrote before my exodus to Louisiana appears to have been lost in the cracks of the internet. So I'm here now with a couple vodka screwdrivers (i'm on a health trip be...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:35:00 GMT

so okay....

Here i am in america's fine southland (texas and louisianna for everyone's information since for some freak internet conspiracy my last post didn't get posted, i'm here for my uncle's funeral) and I'm...
Posted by on Sat, 30 May 2009 16:28:00 GMT

Lessons learned when you're unemployed... sort of.

Like many Americans these days I find myself unemployed.... sort of.Story goes like this, Zales cuts back. Again? seriously guys with as many times as you've "cut back" in order to fix budgeting probl...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Feb 2009 23:50:00 GMT

Introduceing the notorious Mikis

That's right, what used to be the notorious Vincent has upgraded to a new flavor of assholeish shenanigans and branded with a new (or old if you grew up with me) of MIKIS.Today's topic is about politi...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 08:44:00 GMT

classic

Leave it to a cocky school board member to spark a light of creative writing from yours truly.Tonight I went out to The Classical Academy's homecoming. That's right, they even let me through the door ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 05:41:00 GMT