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About Me

SNL - Newlyweds (Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon)

I'm a grad student at Marshall University, preparing for a promising career in the field of education. I have the coolest cat in the world, who lives with me in my little house here in Nowhere and I have a very small group of friends who make my job of that as 'spectator of life' more interesting than the "Balls Weight Lifting Competition" held annually on Spike tv.
I have a sort of distorted self-image, which has never been more ridiculously apparent since my last "underwear" shopping trip - the bra was a size too small and the underwear, two sizes too big!!! har, har. I am for the most part a pessimist, but there is an upside to being pessimistic - atleast, you're prepared for when things really do go to hell in a handbasket (and they usually do). The mere existance of an upside to my pessimism reveals that I can be optimistic just about being pessimistic - what a viscious cycle......I would wear my contacts more often, but, there's a whole long story involving a scratched cornea, eyedrops for two weeks, and an eye patch, so, I usually wear my glasses.
With those things said, what else can i say...... I'm a girl with big dreams in a little town, whose trapped in a vacancy and I can't wait to get the hell outta this town - God help me.


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.. ~ MUGSHOTS OF SOME OF THE COOLEST DUDES ON MYSPACE ~..
~DANE COOK~

~MY HORROR MOVIE BUDDY IN CALI~

~IAN~

~DINGESS~

~ASHTON~

~LUSHER~

~CORBY~

~TOM~


Highway
Loony-Bin Lane 4
Confusion Lane 21
Study Hall 58
Tower of Commitment 106
Paintown 495
Please Drive Carefully

My Interests


I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.








cassie --

[noun]:

A level headed person who always makes the wrong decision

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'd like to meet:


The man who I will someday marry ~ Stephen King ~ Frank Miller ~ Madonna ~ Stephen Spielberg ~ Judd Nelson ~ Prince ~ My great grandmother ~ Abigail Adams ~ Nicole Brown Simpson ~ Richard Pryor ~ Frank Sinatra ~ Marilyn Monroe ~ William Shakespeare ~ Queen Elizabeth ~ Jerry Garcia ~ Albert Einstein ~ Babe Ruth ~ Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team ~ The Pirate Davey Jones ~ Weird Al ~ The Ghost of Christmas Future ~ The Cast of Fraggle Rock ~ Charlie Murphy ~ And Every Single Person on The Planet, Just to Be Fair.Slow Mo Dave Chappell, lol
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theultimatemyspacesurveyforgirls

Heritage: WHITE GIRL
Hair: BRUNETTE
Eyes: BROWN
Age you act: 24
Age you wish you were: 25
Whose "fault" is it that you have a myspace profile: MY SISTER'S
What did you dream of becoming as a child: BARBIE
Do you
live in or near the same town where you were born: NO
live in the moment: I TRY REALLY HARD TO
swear: HELL YEAH!
have any secrets: I WON'T TELL
know somebody stationed in Iraq: NO
like road trips: LUV 'EM!
like shopping: SOMETIMES
veiw your friends' profiles: ALL THE TIME
cook: I BURN WATER
know what an apiary is: NO
think mountain-biking is fun: NO
like dogs: NO
like cats: OH YES
like libraries: I'VE WORKED IN ONE
crush easily: OH YEAH
enjoy math: AS MUCH AS I LIKE HOT COALS IN MY EYES
enjoy science: NOPE
understand the opposite sex: I DON'T THINK THAT IS POSSIBLE
think (straight) guys who cook are extremely hot: YOU KNOW IT
go for blonds or brunettes: I'M NOT PICKY
What is/are
3 or more celebrities you have been said to resemble: NONE
3 or more fictional characters you have been compared to: NONE
compliment you get most from strangers: SOMETHING ABOUT MY BOOBS, USUALLY
from friends & family: I HAVE A SWEET SMILE
the most amazing animal you've ever cared for: MY CAT, EINSTEIN
the story behind your screenname: It's the title of a book I am reading for my 19th Century British novel class .
the two places you'd visit abroad: ENGLAND, ITALY
your dream car(s): ANYTHING MADE MY BMW
your dream job(s): FASHION DESIGNER OR INTERIOR DESIGNER
your most missed memory: THE ONE I NEVER HAD
the place you would prefer to live: CONNECTICUT
Have you ever
kissed someone of the opposite sex: YES
told a secret you swore you wouldn't: YES
moved: YES
flown in a helicopter: NO
flown in a plane: YES
ridden a horse: YES
ridden a burro: NO
ridden an elephant: NO
ridden a camel: YES
seen the northern lights: NO
gone canoeing: NO
gone snowskiing: NO
gone snowboarding: NO
been snakebitten: NO
danced/sang/played/acted onstage: YES
been out of country: NO
Friends (on myspace)
you've known longest: MY FRIEND AMY, FROM NEW YORK
shyest: PROBALY, ASHTON
sweetest: THAT'S TOUGH...HMMM, PROBABLY, AMANDA
youngest: SHELBY
acts most like you: CHRISTY
nicest: KRISTIN
loudest: CHRISTY
meanest: MATTHEW
would you trust any of them with your life: A FEW
Last person
you text messaged: CHRISTY
you went to the movies with: CHRISTY
you hugged: ASHLEY
you kissed: CHRIS
you emailed: PROFESSORS FROM SCHOOL
that emailed you: PROFESSORS FROM SCHOOL
you danced with: JEREMY
that brightened your day: HEATHER
that frustrated you: ROBIN
that made you laugh: HEATHER, KRISTIN, JESSICA and MEAT
that made you cry: ROBIN
you shared a secret with: HEATHER
you bumped into at the supermarket: Jess
you went to a party with: CANDRA
you bought something for: MY FAMILY (CHRISTMAS PRESENTS)
that surprised you: ROBIN
you couldn't take your eyes off of: NO ONE
Are you
a people person: YES
an outdoors person: YES
a morning person: NO
a really good swimmer: I WON'T DROWN
deathly allergic to anything: NO
shy around a crush: YES
crushing on someone: NO
do they know: NOPE
Currently
your pillowcase is: CREME COLORED
the blanket on your bed is: FLORAL PRINT, IN BLUE AND WHITE COLORS
your perfume is: STILL, BY J-LO
the cd that's in your stereo/cd player is: A MULIT-SONG DISK I BURNED OFF MY COMPUTER
your love is: NO ONE
your hair is: DARK BROWN
your family is: THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
your mood is: ANXIOUS
Favorite
basketball team: DON'T HAVE ONE
season: FALL
day(s) of the year: HALLOWEEN AND MY B-DAY
kind of bug: DRAGONFLY
dog breed(s): POMER......YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE YAPPY DOGS
cat breed(s): MY EINSTEIN
color(s): BLUE AND SILVER
drink(s): BLACK CHERRY VANILLA COKE
snack(s): ANYTHING CHOCOLATE
food nationality(s): ITALIAN
fast food restaurant(s): OLIVE GARDEN
salad dressing(s): RANCH
fruit(s): PLUMS
breakfast cereal(s): RAISIN BRAN
store(s): LAYNE BRYANT, WAL-MART, VICTORIA'S SECRET, KIRKLAND'S, BATH AND BODY WORKS
If you
were an animal you would most want to be (choose three): CAT, BIRD, GIRAFFE
Beleifs
bigfoot: NO
loch ness monster: NO
ghosts: YES
psychics: YES
witches: YES
evil: YES
angels: YES
unicorns: NO
life after death: NO
life in outer space: NO
God has a specific gender: NO
time travel: NO
theory of relativity: YES
love conquers all: NO
soul mates: YES
marrying for life: YES
would you date someone younger than you: YES
would you marry strictly for money: NO
Do you think your friends will actually read all this: NO
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.. ~ MUGSHOTS OF MORE OF THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON MYSPACE ~..
~JOSEPH~

~BRETT~

~Student National Education Association~

~CROSSFADE~

~NAPOLEON~

~JEREMY~

~REMEDIES~

~GILBERTO~

~KERRI~

~HALEY~

~KRISTIN~

~CANDRA (SPORTIN' THE SHADES!)~

~Ryan Reynolds~

~JESSICA~

~TERI~

~MSAC~

~SAM~

~Sanders~

~Manda (Wearin' Shades!)~

~Jess~

~BACON~

~MISS JESSICA~

~Bean~

~AMY~

~CHRIS AND PENELOPE~



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Music:


~MUSIC IS FOOD FOR THE SOUL & MINE STARVES FOR....
.....Stray Cats, Smash Mouth, Bush, Portishead, Lo Fidelity Allstars, Sublime, Dave Matthews Band, STP, Janice Joplin, Men at Work (80's), Gravity Kills, ELO, Ace of Base, Bobby Brown, Kenny Wayne Shepard, Seven Mary Three, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Spin Doctors, No Doubt, Frank Sinatra, Madonna, ANY 80's music including....OMD, Cyndi Lauper, Johnny Loves Jazz, Simple Minds, Crowded House, Pet Shop Boys - to name a few. Norah Jones, The Eagles, Bill Wuthers, Filter, Metallica, 311, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Coldplay, Cibo Matto, U2, Rhianna, Kelly Clarkson, Blues Traveler, Buckcherry, Jamiroquai, Rob Thomas, The Verve, Drowning Pool, Orbital, Jason Maraz, Ray Charles and so very many, many more!!!!! ..

Movies:


Proof that God exists.

Pretty much any movie in the vampire and horror genres. I of course was a teenager in the 80's, so, I have a particular love for movies like The Goonis and The Breakfast Club. There are a few movies I have in my collection that I watch over and over and never tire of. I don't do westerns, chick flicks and tear jerkers but, I'll pretty much take in any movie (well, NOT westerns or football movies). Most recently I've watched the Boondock Saints, which is a fabulous, character-driven film...be sure to check it out. I have always loved Fight Club - Tyler Durden preachers (post-modern Marxists have to drool all over this film). Also too, Lucky Number Sl#even is a film I've watched recently and although the story-line is well written, Josh Hartnett in nothing but a pair of house shoes and a towel make it worth watching (even with the volume down!!!).








Television:


I don't watch much T.V. but when I do, I usually try to find programs like: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, X-Files re-runs, The Outer Limits (anything on Sci-Fi Channel really), Unsolved Mysteries, Charmed, anything by Dane Cook, The Night Gallery re-runs, Creepshow re-runs, The Twilight Zone re-runs, and The Dave Chappel Show to watch.

Books:


Anything by Stephen King, Anne Rice, Laurell K. Hamilton, John Saul, Frank X. Walker, Toni Morrison, William Shakespeare (well, almost anything - I can't stand The Tempest), Robert Browning, Edgar Allen Poe, Peter Straub, Rolling Stone, gossip mags (just to make fun of the dumb crap rich people get themselves into), and the stuff I write.......

Heroes:


My mom, Mrs. Curry and my dad, Mr. Curry, and my alltime hero - MOST OF THE TIME - my sister Christy...
Super Troopers open scene
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In today's society, words are very powerful. They are combined to make meaning. Meaning can be hidden in discourse. Discourse is verbal expression in speech or writing. Meaning, then, can be hidden in the very words used to construct discourse. How is this possible????
Scholars and literary criticism strive to make meaning in the discourse in a given written text - to reveal what is REALLY being said, which is an important task in this age of modern materialism. I am a scholar. I look for the truth in the lies.......
......how do you truth?
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"I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess."
- Angelina Jolie
The Evolution of Beauty
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Ren & Stimpy - Stimpy's Invention
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