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About Me

HI!!! IM RYIN!!! I PLAY GUITAR AND DO OTHER SHIT IN: CHUNKHOLE, SADISTICULT, AND CROTCHVOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS START WITH WHAT I HATE..... HOWS THAT??? IT GOES AS FOLLOWS: OPTIMISTS, TREE-HUGGERS, STUPID BITCHES, SHIT-TALKERS, CERTAIN MUSIC, MOST CHILDREN, PEOPLE THAT LIVE THEIR LIFE SHELTERED BY SOME SORT OF FALSE RELIGION, I HATE OLGA'S AND CHEAP BEER, SEQUELS OF MOVIES THAT WERENT GOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE, DAVID HASSELHOFF, PLAYSTATION LOADING TIME, PEOPLE THAT WAKE ME UP AT 10:30 EVERY MORNING WITH THEIR GIGANTOR BASS SYSTEMS IN THEIR CRAPPY LITTLE CARS... I HATE MONEY (FUNNY MONEY) CUZ I DONT HAVE ANY AN I HATE BANDS THAT USED TO BE COOL BUT REALLY SUCK NOW, BUT NOW TO WHAT I ACTAULLY DOOO LIKE................................................... I LIKE METAL, POT, LIQUOR, BEER, CHICKS (especially the blonde ones), PORN, DEATH, CATS, STEREOTYPES, SUICIDE, VIDEO GAMES, VIOLENCE, THE LITTLE PLASTIC KNOBBY THINGS ON THE END OF YER SHOELACES, CARTOONS ABOUT FAKE DEATH METAL BANDS... OR MOST ADULT ORIENTED CARTOONS FOR THAT MATTER... I LOVE FRESH RAZORBLADE CUTS ON THE INSIDE OF MY GUITAR PICKS.... THEY MAKE ME FEEL ALL WARM AND TINGLY INSIDE.... LIKE WHEN I USED TO CLIMB THE ROPE IN GYM CLASS..... SHARP OBJECTS, BUTTONS, AN KIF BOXES....... WEEEEEEEEEDDD IN GENERAL..... LETS NOT FORGET GOOD OLE 5 STAR!!!! IF YOU CARE TO TALK TO ME, IM USUALLY ON AIM DURING THE WEE MORNING HOURS (DeluSion86)THE 20 ALBUMS THAT ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY TWISTED THEORIES ON MUSIC GO AS FOLLOWS, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:ALICE IN CHAINS - DIRT/PANTERA - FAR BEYOND DRIVEN/SLAYER - REIGN IN BLOOD/MARILYN MANSON - PORTRAIT OF AN AMERICAN FAMILY/KILGORE - A SEARCH FOR REASON/ENTOMBED - WOLVERINE BLUES/CARCASS - HEARTWORK/MEGADETH - RUST IN PEACE/FAITH NO MORE - ANGEL DUST/NIRVANA - NEVERMIND/DEICIDE - SERPENTS OF THE LIGHT/HELMET - BETTY/KORN - SELFTITLED/SLAYER - DIVINE INTERVENTION/MORBID ANGEL - COVENANT/GWAR - THIS TOILET EARTH/CANNIBAL CORPSE - THE BLEEDING/BEHEMOTH - DEMIGOD/SEPULTURA - ROOTS/DANZIG - SELFTITLEDGIVE EM' A LISTEN, CUZ YOU NEVER FUCKIN KNOW....OH YEAH CHECK OUT THE BANNERS I HAVE DOWN HERE...... ITS STUFF I LIKE AND STUFF IM INVOLVED IN.....
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My Interests

GRINDCORE!!!, WOODEN STRINGED INSTRUMENTS, PISSED OFF MUSIC I CAN SMASH SOMEBODY'S FACE TO, (NOT) WORKING, JACK DANIELS, MR. GREEN, YAGER!!!!!!!!, 151, BUDWEISER!!!!!, PBR(SOMETIMES) PLAYIN SHOWS(SATANIC SHOWS) AND LOTS OF VIDEO GAMES AND LOTS OF PORN CUZ PORN RULES!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

DARK HELMET, LONESTAR, PRINCESS VESPA, DOT MATRIX, PIZZA THE HUT, VINNIE, BARF,PRESIDENT SCROOB, KING ROLAND, YOGURT, COLONEL SANDURZ AN PRINCE VALIUM

Music:

THE BERSERKER!! FANTOMAS, CARCASS, DETHKLOK, SEPULTURA, FAITH NO MORE, (crotchvomit), MESHUGGAH, AT THE GATES, DOWN, NAILBOMB, BEHEMOTH, ANTHRAX, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, IMMOLATION, PRIMUS, CRADLE OF FILTH, TOOL, BUCKETHEAD, VESANIA, EMINEM, DRAIN S.T.H., SOULFLY, THE AMENTA, BRUJERIA, INTESTINAL STRANGULATION, KITTIE, PIG DESTOYER, STRAPPING YOUNG LAD, DVORHEAD, CHIMAIRA, CLUTCH, GWAR, S.O.D., KULT OV AZAZEL, DIMMU BORGIR, MEGADETH, PANTERA, SLAYER!!!! ALICE IN CHAINS, MORBID ANGEL, PRONG, SNOOP DOGG, SABBATH, DEVILDRIVER, CANNIBAL CORPSE,(sadisticult), DEICIDE, MENSREA, NIRVANA, HELMET, SKULL CHISEL, MAYHEM, (OLD) METALLICA (SORRY FELLAS), COAL CHAMBER, BOOTSY COLLINS, TERROR MILL, ZEPPELIN, HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, (chunkhole), DR.DRE, AC/DC, CADAVER, AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED, GOLDEN EARRING, DANZIG, HATEBREED, ARCH ENEMY, OLD ICE CUBE, HYPOCRISY, WHITE ZOMBIE, IMMOLATION, FOREIGNER, KURUPT, CARNAGE, VADER, DOOM, SUPERJOINT, BEASTIE BOYS, HUMAN WASTE PROJECT, AMPUTATED GENITALS, BLACK DAHLIA MURDER, TURA SATANA, OBITUARY, PHIL COLLINS, (REALLY) SIX FEET UNDER, (chunkhole) MACHINE HEAD, NAPALM DEATH, KRISIUN, ANNIHILATOR, X-COPS, THE LADY OF RAGE, ENTOMBED, BOLT THROWER, 2 LIVE CREW, STAINED GLASS TORTURE, GREEN JELLO BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH DOES ANYONE EVER READ THIS CRAP?????????

Movies:

DONT WATCH MANY MOVIES, BUT I DIG ANYTHING WITH NUDITY, VIOLENCE, /AND OR GORE... COMEDIES, CHEECH Y CHONG FLICKS, SPACEBALLS!!!!!! OLD ADAM SANDLER AN QUENTIN TARANTINO MOVIES, HALF-BAKED, PULP FICTION, AIRHEADS, YA KNOW SHIT WHERE THE ACTORS ARE EITHER STONED OR DRUNK THE WHOLE TIME.... NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF GREEN!!!!

Television:

MAINLY CARTOONS AND SITCOMS...FUCKIN METALOCALYPSE IS THE GREATEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! MXC, FAMILY GUY, NEDS DECLASSIFIED, SEINFELD, AQUA TEEN, ROBOT CHICKEN, SIMPSONS, AMERICAN DAD, ROCKOS MODERN LIFE, SPONGEBOB, THE OBLONGS, ANYTHING WITH CHUNKHOLE IN IT, FOSTERS HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, ROSEANNE, INVADER ZIM!!! FRESH PRINCE, TWELVE OZ. MOUSE, THREES MUTHAFUKIN COMPANY, THE BRAK SHOW, FAIRLY ODDPARENTS, PERFECT HAIR FOREVER, KIDS IN THE HALL, MORAL OREL, BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD, SPACE GHOST, THE CRITIC, BILLY AND MANDY, ALL IN THE FAMILY, PINKY AND THE BRAIN, SQUIDBILLIES, OLD TRANSFORMERS, VOLTRON!!!!!!! ANYTHING REALLY STUPID YOU CAN THINK OF I MOST LIKELY WATCH IT........

Books:

THE ONLY BOOK THAT EVEN MATTERS IS THE FINNISH BOOK OF NECRONOMIC SPELLS.....

Heroes:

EDWARD FUCKIN VAN HALEN!!!!!! I WOULD SHIT MYSELF UNCONSCIOUS IF I EVER GOT TO JAM WITH HIM AND HIS WHISKEY!!!!!! BON SCOTT, MIKE PATTON, DARON MALAKIAN, DIMEBAG MOTHERFUCKIN DARREL LIVES IN MY HEART - AND EVERY METALHEAD IN THE WORLD..... I WILL NOT SAY THINGS THAT OFFEND SOME OF YOU MUSIC-WISE CUZ I RESPECT YOU, AND ALL MUSIC THAT HUMANS CREATE... OH YAH, DONT FORGET TO BOW DOWN TO SATAN EVERY DAY, CUZ YOUR FAKE JESUS ISNT SAVING ANYONE.... HE COULDNT EVEN SAVE HIMSELF... PERFECT EXAMLPLE OF A LYING JEW... (i didnt say i wouldn't cross religious borders, did i?)

My Blog

SO

im thinkin maybe the disc wont be out in august due to fact that theres really NO funds right now....... hang tight tho!!!!! in the meantime check out CROTCHVOMIT and SADISTICULT!!!!!!!!
Posted by DR. PYRO on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:48:00 PST

the process....

OK!!!! the full-length CHUNKHOLE cd is going rather well now, just needs a few more tracks and editing and EQ and all that bullshit... heres what to expect: explosive power chords coming from all diff...
Posted by DR. PYRO on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 10:52:00 PST

RECORDING THE ALBUM

WHAT A FUCKIN PAIN IN THE ASS!!!!! i just got done wit a couple demos....the cd is gonna sound pretty freakin good for what im werkin with, but with the ghetto technology im currently using, its...
Posted by DR. PYRO on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:33:00 PST

CHUNKHOLE ALBUM

I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE THE FULL-LENGTH ALBUM WITHOUT A DRUMMER...... ITS EASIER THIS WAY AND I PROMISE IT WILL SOUND BRUTAL...... ALL I CAN SAY IS IT WILL HAVE AT LEAST 16 TRACKS, IT WILL TAKE AT LEAS...
Posted by DR. PYRO on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:07:00 PST

SO YEAH

SO YEAH, VIRGINIA WAS FUN LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, BUT I STILL DONT BELIEVE THEY STOP SELLING AT FREAKIN MIDNITE..... IM EATING PIZZA AN BEER RIGHT NOW........ GETTIN NERVOUS ABOUT RECORDING NEXT WEEK... I ...
Posted by DR. PYRO on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 12:34:00 PST

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT

HAHA YOU FUCKIN STUPID ASSHOLES THAT BOTHERED TO CLICK THIS JUS GOT A FUCKIN WHOLE BUNCHA NOTHIN COURTESY OF PYRO DICKHEAD
Posted by DR. PYRO on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:15:00 PST

DRINKIN SONG

DRINKIN DRINKIN DRINKIN were drinkin lotsa beer DRINKIN DRINKIN DRINKIN more whiskey over here DRINKIN DRINKIN DRINKIN were never having fear so theres a place in hell for us cuz heaven k...
Posted by DR. PYRO on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:53:00 PST

MMMMMNNNNNNN BURGERS..........

YEAH IM BORED SO IM GONNA RAMBLE........ AS I SIT HERE WITH MY DOOBIE AN MY ROOT BEER AN MY TEN SAC I THINK ABOUT WHEN METAL WAS THE KING OF THE WORLD. ESPECIALLY SLAYER. SO IM CREATIN A TOP 10 LIST W...
Posted by DR. PYRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

YA KNOW?

WHATS WITH EVERYONE WANTING COMMENTS???????? DO I HARDLY EVER GET ANY COMMENTS???????? BARDER SYSTEM PEOPLE!!!!!
Posted by DR. PYRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

INFERNAL MACHINES!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY DO UNEXPECTED ERRORS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?????? I DONT GET IT! MAYBE I JUS DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING QUESTION. IT MAKES ME WANNA PEE ALL OVER MY PANTS!!!!!
Posted by DR. PYRO on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST