I love Goldfish crackers. I enjoy playing musical instruments. I have a kick-arse fiance. I work too much. I don't remember any of the names of any of my teachers in elementary school. I generally type much more grammatically correct than I am right now. My beard is patchy and I know it. I will correct your English just to annoy you. I don't drink nearly as much as I used to (that would be alcohol by the way). I can't leave well enough alone. I don't know what leaving well enough alone is are how to accomplish it. I enjoy soccer to a dangerous degree. My hair is always clean but I put stuff in it to make it dirty looking because that's for some reason what's "in" right now. That last sentence was poorly written. I enjoy the poo out of local music. I can't stand our neighbors living on the right-hand side of us if you are looking at our house from the road. Molly is barking at said neighbor children as I type this. Molly stopped barking. I still love to get snail-mail even though all I get is junk now. We try to grow as much of our own food as we can. I have never owned a tie-dyed shirt. I will read the same book several times even though I can repeat it from memory. I like to build guitars. I don't really care what people think but I do care.... That's it. I have to know what the weather is going to be like. Cedar-plank salmon is amazing, when I make it of course. You can't grill fish as well as me. Don't argue. Meatloaf is my favorite food right now. I like the smell of Windex but not ammonia. So I like the smell of Windex after it has been sprayed and some of the ammonia smell is gone... In other words. I will finish your sentence but can't complete my own thoughts. If you ask me what I'm thinking about, be prepared to hear about the cat's feet, or why Pi is interesting, or what my old cell phone number was, or what I think that taste is in my mouth. Our cat gets very high and will hallucinate from Icy Hot. We always have Icy Hot. I wish I was our cat. I'm allergic to cats, well, your cat, not ours. I live in Nashville, not Nash-Vegas, not Cashville, not Music City, USA. I just went to the restroom. I'm done.
