StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice

About Me

what can i really say about me?? i'm the incredible edible elise, and i wouldn't ever want to be anyone else... i have recently come to the conclusion that my life is not perfect, easy, or predictable, and it never will be. however, every day i wake up is another chance i've been given to perfect, simplify, and change it. in light of this revelation, i have recently relocated to minnesota in the hopes that i can get some things accomplished, but my heart stayed in VA. it's probably in the state streets somewhere, minus the piece in Iraq with charlie... let me know if u see it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a libra, a leo, an aquarius or an aries... or maybe just someone with enough intelligence and wit to keep my attention??

Music:

my music depends on my mood....you really never know what i'll be listening to from one minute to the next, but i'm definitely musically obsessed...i'm a huge fan of rap, r&b, reggae, go-go, blues and jazz. whatever sounds good to my ears i'm gonna listen to, and i really could care less how anyone feels about it, cuz i like my music. so there!!

Movies:

I have a mildly crippling addiction to movies... action and comedy for the most part, sci-fi, kung-fu, some horror flicks. as long as it ISN'T a romantic comedy, i'll probably like it.

Television:

south park, ATHF, family guy, wild 'n out... anything on comedy central, or the spike network. i have also recently been blessed with the NFL network...praise allah...now i can watch football whenever i want to. thanks cable gods!

Books:

i'm literate, but don't tell anyone i read. i have a reputation to uphold.

Heroes:

charlie, my mom, my brother zack, that kobiyashi kid from the hot dog eating contests... wow. that boy gobbled a lot of weiners... not that i aspire to his greatness or anything, i'm just impressed.... and of course, fred smoot. he's 5'11, fine as hell, and he's an incredible CB...we're in love, he just doesn't know it yet... go here:

http://www.redskins.com/team/profile.jsp?id=297

and let's not forget shisha...the dancehall queen...see below....

My Blog

perpetratin’ the muthafuckin fraud!! AKA "myspace mobsters..."

THIS has nothing to do with the myspace mobster GAME..... THIS has to do with all the fake ass frontin muthafuckers who are perpetratin the fraud!!! You know who I'm talkin about. The "myspace mobster...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:19:00 PST

i told you i’d do it....

I had a special request... my future cousin-in-law ((well, if i have MY way he will be....))asked me to write a blog about him, so i'm gonna do it....starting with my top 10 favorite things about him:...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:50:00 PST

the purpose driven life....

when i decided i was going to write this, i debated whether or not to make my feelings public. i'm still a little trepidatious, but i'm willing to lay this out for all of you, because up till this poi...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:04:00 PST

Family

Charlie, Carlos, Robert, yvonne, Sheri, Thomas, Nikki, Matt, Adam, Ganey, Mikey, Bee, Simone, joey giusti, steve ensrud, k-holtz, bradycakes, amber, jessa massa, blaine, ben-jammin, sean cain, billy k...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:54:00 PST

en memoria de me Abuelo...

In memory of my Grandfather. Most of you are aware that my grandfather, Hector Zeller, passed away. He died of heart failure on monday afternoon, the 2nd of November 2007 at the age of 79....
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST

you might be a hippy.

I've been on a writing binge lately. i can't seem to lift the pen from the paper, or my fingers from the keyboard. i just wanna pour words out till my fingers fall off and my brain explodes. i'm not r...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 03:26:00 PST

r u bored?

bored with life? spice things up a bit...1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Cars Passing . See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom ...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST

TAG!

the rules:Here's how you play: Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals, or habits about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing the...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:35:00 PST

Everything comes with a price.

Before i met him i was happy. my world was complete and i was content. i had never known what it was like to be in love, and i really didn't care. why should i? i'd been watching relationships fail al...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 12:47:00 PST

why Im bi

My sexuality has come into question quite frequently as of late. People are always a little condescending when I tell them I'm Bisexual. "you're just confused" is something I hear a lot. Let's get thi...
Posted by StateStreets by birthright, Mobster by choice on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 08:35:00 PST