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Mokki

People that don't know me think I am way cool.

About Me

I consider myself overly talented. Not that I am 100% brilliant at anything, I just have many talents. I can roll my tongue in a funny way. I make a brilliant milkshake with oreos. I am very good at teaching people to appriciate lousy music. I am a master of hairdo-s. I make good sushi. I can shake my hips really fast. I am funny too. Considering all this, I am amazed I haven't gotten married yet. I blame that on the high maintenance part of myself.

I am a student of English and article creator here . I am a song picker and play hitter at Kofi Tómasar frænda and a bellydancer everywhere you want me to. I also form half of the DJ-duo Ross & Rachel .
This is my Icelandic blog: www.barbara.cartland.net
I don't add people I don't know. Especially if they have Jenna Jameson in their top 8. C'mon. I am a lady.

My Interests

Hún les á daginn, dansar á kvöldin
og drekkur absint í hófi.
Hún lyftir glösum og skálar,
og dregur amríska auðmannasyni
og indverska fursta á tálar.

I don't like
... when I'm trying to get an eyecontact with someone and they keep looking away.
... the sound of that thing that some women use to shape their nails, it's like they're doing it to my teeth.
... mayo.
... when people put my food on my plate for me. They don't know what I like or how hungry I am!!
... people who don't know when to stop drinking.
... The Comic Sans font.
... People that say "give me five" and are serious about it.
... people that don't dress appropriately for dress up parties.
... people that have pet snakes and claim they are cute and adorable. Stop trying so hard to be different. Gosh.
... 90% of eighties music.

I like
... to find out what the accronyms on cars' number plates might mean.
... when I get a dance routine from Hollywood Musicals after watching the same sequence over and over again.
... singing my heart out.
... garlic. Kiss me.
... tall nerds with glasses. It's the Clark Kent-effect.
... men that smoke with the cigarette dangling from their upper lip.
... eating Sushi, I eat sushi 2-3 times a week.
... surprising people that have sex in The Blue Lagoon.
... Latin jokes and Macbeth jokes.
... thunderstorms.
... travelling alone.
... dress up parties.
... babies.
... The Safety Dance.
... 90% of nineties music.

I'd like to meet:

Jack White and ask him if he really is quoting Walt Whitman, JUST to look smart. I am a member of CISV and would love to stay in touch with my summercamp friends:
1996 Washington DC Hands Across the World Village
1997 Jönk&&am p;#035;246;ping, Sweden, Interchange
1998-99 Reykjavik, Iceland, All the Animals in the Forest should be Friends
2000 Bodö, Norway, Windy Villages, JC
2001 Marianska, Czech Republic, Seminar Camp, The Pork is Under Wear? (yes, wear)...

Music:

If you plan on making a TV show or a movie about my life, please follow this: OPENING CREDITS:
Of Montreal – Wraith Pinned to the Mist and other Games

WAKING UP SCENE:
Culture Club – Karma Chameleon (the change I go through in the morning wowza) or Unun – Lög unga fólksins

HAPPY DRIVING TO SCHOOL SCENE:
Handsome Boy Modelling School – First and Then

DANCING IN UNDERWEAR SCENE:
Sir Mix Alot – Baby got Back

DRIVING WITH CRUSH SCENE (at night):
White Stripes – Apple Blossom

BEAUTIFUL MAKE-OUT SCENE:
Stina Norderstram – Purple rain

FIRST DATE SCENE:
White Stripes – I’m Finding it Harder to be a Gentleman

POST-FIGHT WITH A FRIEND SCENE:
Cindi Lauper – Time after Time

FUNERAL SCENE:
Lou Reed – Perfect Day

RUNNING AROUND FALLING IN LOVE SCENE (day):
Hugh Grant (and some other bloke) – Pop Goes my Heart, Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel – Come up and see me (make me smile)

LOOKING COOL SCENE:
Shiny Toy Guns – Le Disko

QUIET DRIVING WITH FRIENDS SCENE (at night):
Regina Spektor – Hotel Song

MIDNIGHT ROOFTOP DANCING SCENE:
Safari Duo – The Bongo Song

SUMMER SCENE (day):
Loving Spoonful – Hot Town Summer in the City

FALLING IN LOVE SCENE (night):
The Feeling – Fill my Little World

HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS SCENE:
Mika - Lollipop

TRIPPIN' ON DRUGS SCENE:
Air – Sexy Boy

YOUTHFUL FLASHBACK SCENE:
White Stripes – We’re going to be Friends

SEXY MAKE-OUT SCENE:
Pixies - Hey

LOVE SCENE:
Wings – Silly Love Songs (I am such a cheesy person), Motion Boys – Hold me closer to your heart

DRIVING ALONE SCENE (at night):
White Town – Your Woman

GETTING READY TO GO OUT SCENE:
OK Go – A Million Ways to be Cruel

DANCE PARTY SCENE:
The Egg – Walking away, or Prahbu Deva – Kalluri Vaanil (look it up on youtube) or Karaoke Killed the Cat – Push it (or just anything by KKtC)

SEX SCENE:
Martina Topley Bird – I only have Eyes for you, or Blur – Song 2, or She Wants Revenge – Tear you apart

LYING DOWN AFTER SEX SCENE:
Regina Spektor - Somedays

DRIVING WITH BEST FRIEND SCENE:
Muse – Supermassive Black Hole

DECLARING INDEPENDANCE SCENE:
Terabaddady (I don’t know the artist, help!)

DRIVING AT SUNRISE SCENE:
Phoenix – Everything is Everything

REGRETFUL FLASHBACK SCENE:
Outkast – Miss Jackson

BRAKING UP SONG:
White Stripes – The Air near my Fingers, Spin Doctors – Two Princes

HEARTBREAK SCENE:
Billy Idol – White Wedding

CRYING SCENE:
Bob Dylan – You Belong to me.

BITTER, ANGRY, ALONE SCENE:
White Stripes – The same Boy you’ve always known

WALKING ALONE REFLECTING SCENE:
The Chapin Sisters - Toxic

EARLY MORNING TRANQUIL SCENE:
The Beatles – For no one

FEELING ALONE SCENE:
Travis – Flowers in the Window

MENTAL BREAKDOWN SCENE:
Naked Ape – Prima Typ

THE SUICIDE SONG:
I really don’t want a suicide in this… but ok. Fleetwood Mac - Landslide

FAR FROM HOME SCENE:
Weezer – Island in the Sun

CLOSING CREDITS:
The Stranglers – Golden Brown

Movies:

Only one so far.

Television:

ANTM and Project Runway.

Books:

I don't like books. Sorry to the ones that thought I was smart.

Heroes:

My cousins, Óli and Gulli

My Blog

Son, be a dentist...

As I am moving for a limited time to the land of monster expemsive dental care, I decided to go see my dentist. I was there for about 1 hour, he fixed some "potential" damages... and blah.And I get a ...
Posted by Mokki on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:59:00 PST

I feel like nothing is happening

I still haven't realized I am moving day after tomorrow. Sure, I spent today packing my stuff and doing all sorts of things I had to, like call the phone company and the bank.... and all in all I thin...
Posted by Mokki on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 03:57:00 PST

The worst thing about packing

... when leaving for this long, is the dull clothes you have to wear while doing it and until you leave. Since this is not a week long stop, but two months, I will bring all my favourite clothes with ...
Posted by Mokki on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:22:00 PST

Whining

I am so lame.Hah.
Posted by Mokki on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:29:00 PST

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

My life has taken bizarre turns lately. The past week has been MAD in all the senses of that word. I have been able to laugh at it, but today it dawned upon me, I can't run away, like Atli Viðar said ...
Posted by Mokki on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:52:00 PST

Survey.

Are you smiling?On the inside I am.When is the last time you met someone new?Friday night as I was DJing. Plenty of people introduced themselves to me.What is irritating you now?Lack of a suitcase big...
Posted by Mokki on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 05:23:00 PST

Glam

So. I read today that the first Icelandic "Idol-Star" was captured at the airport with 2 kilos of cocain. So, after his year of fame he decided to return to being a fisherman, finding out that didn't ...
Posted by Mokki on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST

JOY!

Today is the first day where it is forbidden to smoke everywhere in Iceland. This is the first night I have been able to wear some of my favourite clothes without having to take them to the dry cleane...
Posted by Mokki on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 06:29:00 PST

I've started packing...

& in my head. It's only a week away. I am still not getting it though.I am just curious, are there any special theme nights or weird holidays I need special clothing for? I have already decided what I...
Posted by Mokki on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:29:00 PST

So close

I was reading about some music gig in one bulletin which is to take place next weekend. The date was June 2nd. Next Saturday. I will move away June 9th. Oh yes. Oh yes. Oh yes.
Posted by Mokki on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:46:00 PST