Melissa profile picture

Melissa

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Wanna Buy My Movie? At AFM?

Add to My Profile | More VideosI am the oldest of three children. I am demanding and bossy. I used to help handsome boys with their homework so that I could hang out with them. I don't have much but people often want to take what I have. I am longwinded and find myself amusing. I want a better life. I will never rest and I do not ever forget all who helped and hurt me.NOTE: All I do these days is try to make sure that enough people see my directorial debut for my kid brother not to worry about re-financing his house so that we could make the movie in the first place... it's hard out there for a pimp...Check out the Make It Stop PSA I directed for Pain Awareness Month (September). I was honored to work with world renowned cinematographer, Laszlo Kovacs (Easy Rider, Paper Moon, Shampoo and of course, Ghostbusters!) and my favorite rockstar, Bobby Alt, who composed the brilliant and haunting score. The piece stars Scott Levy (The Helix... Loaded) and you might recognize my mom's famous voice and the editing stylings of my brother, Brandon. Please help spread the word. WARNING: contains nudity!This is the commercial we shot at Sundance to promote the first ever eBay auction for movie distribution rights during Cannes this year... due to the overwhelming success (we sold only Lithuania!) we will be putting the movie on the auction block again November 1-8 during the American Film Market at http://www.rhizotomigroup.com Please tell your friends and stay tuned! The future of distribution for independent flicks seems to be hanging in the balance of our misadventures!
Get this video and more at MySpace.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who want to buy a t-shirt to support my newest truly independent film FREEZERBURN http://www.freezerburnthemovie.com - all of the money goes to pay for post production- the logo of the alien worshipping cult in the film (Children of Earth) was designed by artist Shepard Fairey (of OBEY Giant Fame) and is featured on the front of the shirt. The back of the shirt reads: "I invested in a movie and all I got was this lousy t-shirt". We have 9,952 more to sell in order to reach our goal...seriously, do you want to be my friend or not? Buy yours NOW PLEASE at http://www.childrenofearth.usAlso: people who do more than they say... people who want to be part of the solution instead of part of the problem... people who want the world to be a better place... people who don't lie, steal or cheat... people of honorable character...I will be friends with anyone on myspace... to be my friend in real life you have to be beautiful, smart, famous and interesting (or at least two out of four)

My Blog

Please add my alter ego to your friends!

Hi, y'all! I hope this finds everyone well! Sorry that it has been so long that I have been out of touch running around the globe!Please add my alter ego, White Chocolate, to your friends and tell a...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 23:41:00 GMT

Everything Must Go Sale Today! Please repost.

Friends, Romans & Countrymen:I have been pretty out of touch with everything going on, so I am sending up a flare...As many of you already know and some of you are hearing for the first time- I am mov...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 22:36:00 GMT

ho zellah.

there are three types of people in the world. people like you. people like me. and them. don't worry about them. don't give any more than you are able. Never turn your back on anybody... they co...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:56:00 GMT

Istanbul

Too many vodka/cherry juices the night before, I wade through the throngs of people in Taksim Square in search of a gaudy pink belt. I do not care to haggle and pay exactly what the vendor asks. A h...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:01:00 GMT

Amsterdam

Oh, to be THOSE leaves. Reaching out over the canal. Swaying in the quiet breeze towards the bicycles chained to the footbridge. Reminding lovers as they kiss goodnight to admire the twinkling refl...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:02:00 GMT