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Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. -Bruce Barton
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Johann Benjamin
Birthday: Feb 27
Birthplace: SL, UT
Current Location: A little bit of this, little of that, but mainly half Salt Lake and half Chicago
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed for most things, but I use my left quite a bit
Your Heritage: Spanish, bitches.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Island-y flip flops
Your Weakness: Mr. Gyllenhaal
Your Fears: Being unsatisfied with the way I spend my time, and realizing it 20 years too late
Your Perfect Pizza: Not so much about the pizza right now, but I like it with loads of stuff
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Start taking singing lessons...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't think I use IM anymore....
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sweet Jesus, just let me die.
Your Best Physical Feature: Probably my facial features, if you discount the size of my massive head
Your Bedtime: Normally around 2, depending on whether I'm working or not
Your Most Missed Memory: High School Theater...laugh all you want bitches
Pepsi or Coke: Cherry Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Lately? Neither.
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Yuck. Please to be giving me an Iced tea from Starbucks or if we're in the south, a Sweet Tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino, from Coffee Break in Salt Lake
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Ummmmmm, hell yes?
Do you Sing: Not perfectly. See above.....
Do you Shower Daily: Yes please.
Have you Been in Love: I sure as hell hope not.
Do you want to go to College: No
Do you want to get Married: We'll see.....
Do you belive in yourself: Always
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: No, but lord knows I try
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom, yes....
Do you like Thunderstorms: You would have a hard time finding many things I like more.....
Do you play an Instrument: I did, a couple.....back in my youth.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Not a week goes by....
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: An entire box? God, no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, and now that I realize it, I weep.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I like to think so, but I don't think it really qualifies as a stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I came REALLY close on christmas eve
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: What kind of a question is this?
Ever been called a Tease: Always.
Ever been Beaten up: No, but I tore a bitch up in the 7th grade. Ask Robert. There was fire in my eyes.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Dramatically. Think Eva Peron.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An accomplished actor. And a philanthropist.
What country would you most like to Visit: All of them. But right now, I'm leaning toward Morocco, Japan, and South Korea.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any, as long as they're a bold color
Favourite Hair Color: Brown or black
Short or Long Hair: Either, just cute.
Height: About the same as me
Weight: Any, just proportionate.
Best Clothing Style: A confident style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: 2, but I think they've closed
Number of Tattoos: 1, but the universe has at least 2 more in store for me.....
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None, I don't think....I'm kind of stubborn that way
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When I think about you, I touch myself

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Would you like a side of racial supremacy with that?

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