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Mini!

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About Me

My neurosis creates my creativity at just the right moment that it's always wrong.

My Interests

Telling new clients its my first day cutting hair. Lifting free weights instead of doing cardio. Leaving my contacts in for days so that the world gets a little blurry. Not washing my clothes enough so I end up wearing the same white shirt until it turns brown. Sweating like a girl should. Pretending. Having orgasm marathons. Running around Richmond smiling at other adventure seekers. Loving my career as a stylist and pretending I won't be a career waitress. JOGGLING! Writing a little to the left and never to the right. A van, a guitar and a short skirt....

I'd like to meet:

A muse...a cute one.

Music:

Something that I could write myself.

Movies:

Dirty Dancing, Sweet November, The Wizard of Oz, Eternal Sunshine, A Christmas Story, My Best Friend's Wedding.

Television:

i don't own one...but at the gym i enjoy Dr.Phil, Law & Order SVU, Ellen, and sometimes Oprah.

Books:

Matilda will always be my favorite....

Heroes:

My Granny Jean...the most beautiful person I have ever known. Maybe even my dad; he's come a long way.

My Blog

everyday i lie. but i will explain that later.

Move. Just move. Rock&back, forth, back again? A little baby. I'm a little baby bundled up in my own skin, rocking myself trying to find comfort in lyrics scattered among the waves in the air. She's g...
Posted by Mini! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:07:00 PST

things i saved in a computer box.

These are some little blurps I have been writing when I have free time. They have not been edited or even re-read. the taste of lust. Give me seal flipper pie, shanghai hairy crab, or even a fried gra...
Posted by Mini! on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

plastic eggs. in a glass basket.

Mostly sad.Mostly depressed.I am not one to repress.I cannot hide my thoughts of your nature.Your attitude.Your apathy. It's a blinding force.It's my honesty.You ask me how I know this course.You ask ...
Posted by Mini! on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

10K/Meth Junkie

  Today I am a meth addict. Coming down from an immense dose that allowed my brain to produce extreme amounts of euphoric energy. My central nervous system was about to have a sunny day while twi...
Posted by Mini! on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

Biscuits and Birthdays.

  If  I go back to bed maybe this day won't happen. I'll wake, at my Granny Jean's house. Bacon popping in the kitchen, the radio blaring the newest touring gospel group at Victory Baptist, ...
Posted by Mini! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:41:00 PST

Ricky Rudd learns to speak Espanol.

                                    &n...
Posted by Mini! on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

A Scar. A Button. A Past.

A Scar. A Button. A Past.   I struggle to find the connection between the past and present;perhaps there is no viable connection. You are not the past. You are my present and I want you for my f...
Posted by Mini! on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST

a video of myself crying.

Like Gum on My Shoe.I never had to ask if I was ugly You were the best mirror money couldn't buy. I never had to ask if it fit right.You were best consultant even if you lied. Your fingers always kn...
Posted by Mini! on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 06:06:00 PST

yesterday is non-refundable.

I've already erased the beginning of this three times so I am just going to go with whatever is in my head... This past week four people told me I am an inspiration. Each time they would spea...
Posted by Mini! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST

One Day You Might See.

    He says its all trivial and I want to believe him. His pillow, now a small lake created not by the words he reiterates in my ear, but by the actions he takes to allow me to believe....
Posted by Mini! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 12:50:00 PST