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Jessyjaygurl

uummm yea o.k now go entertain me n run into a brick wall please

About Me


I know u can salsa but bet u can't salsa like me
My bed time story
Once a upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Jessica. Jessica's beauty made all the men in the land go shit crazy, but princess Jessica is more than beauty . She is smart, funny, and caring . Princess Jessica can c through men's bullshit from a mile a way . Anyways Brett Favre came 2 town and they got hitched.
Thanks Dan . Luv ya
Top reasons ppl come on my profile
1. u r my friend/family n u luv me ( Luv u 2 muaaah )
2. u hit search, saw my pic n said daaamm
(Please stop sending me emails that begin w/ Daaam giirrll . I've heard all d pick up lines so please stop . The stars n d moon line only work with low self esteem girls)
3. u saw me on some1s profile n I made u so insecure that u had 2 come n check me out ( u r d reason my page will never b private . So u can come in n hate . Your hate turns into my blessings so THANKS )
" Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyways ." John Wayne"If u lose heart when misfortune comes, your strenght is but weakness ." Proverbs 24:10
"All u have 2 do in life is go out with your friends and party and look twice as good as the bitch next 2 u ." Paris Hilton
" A day with out laughter , is a wasted day ." unknown
" Best things in life r free... 2nd best r expensive ." Coco Channel
" Well behaved women rarely make history ." Marylin Monroe
" Who r u 2 judge d life I live ? I know I am not perfect n I don't live to b, but b4 u start pointing fingers . Make sure your hands r clean ." Bob Marley
Girls r natural beauties ...NNNNOOOTT
Gurl do the world a favor n put on some mascara, lipgloss, some lotion on those ashy legs, get a pedicure n get rid of the frizzy hair . Sweats r not sexy under no circumstance EEEEVVEERR . Not even at home . Eeww just gross . If u don't love your self n d only body u r ever gonna have trust me no 1 will either . Yes I know u might have a personality but have u ever heard some1 say " hey maybe there is a great personality under that mustache "

My Interests



My God made me unique

My mommy makes me ME

My pops Mauricio makes me a fighter

My Teddy makes me feel safe

My Manda makes me aa rii ruu ruuu

My Damian makes me proud

My Nardo makes me laugh

My Armando makes me love

My abue Lancho makes me happiest

My nana Julia makes me tender

My tio Leo makes me kind

My Julie H makes me believe

My Johnny H makes me giggle

My Iza makes me cut flowers

My Juan makes me smile

My Alfredo makes me amazing

My Dan makes me beautiful

My Kelvin makes me sexy

My David makes me pretty

My Maritza makes me shop

My Linda make me vain

My Julie R makes me wonder

My Vale make me silly

My Gabbie makes me a proud chunty

My Marcy makes me a pig hater

My everyone makes my life

Name - Jessica

Age - 28

Location - Phoenix / Pasadena

Eyes - Brown

Hair - Natural Black ha ha

Heritage - Paisa

Weakness - Choocoollate

Fears - Bee's (Allergic)

Best physical feature - Who cares

Missed memory - Grandpa

Pepsi or Coke - Coke baby

Do u sing - No n I don't pretend I can either

Do u think u r attractive - Not super cute but not ugly so average

r u a health freak - Can u super size that please

Ever been beaten up - Grew up with boys so I do d beating up

What country would u like 2 visit - Brazil

Drugs u have done - None . 2cnd hand high is as close as I get

Piercing - 1 in each ear

Tattoos - None

Have u ever kissed a girl - eewww f^@k no

Have u lied 2 your parents - I am the worst liar ever

Have u made your own clothes - Yes, I love 2 sew

Do u dance - I love 2 Salsa

Do u like 2 shop - Heelllooo shopacholic here

Regret anything - Not a dam thing

Discovered something new - Yes I gained 5 pnds woo hoo

Your mood - Happy

Your underclothes - Yellow bra n undies

Sweatpants or jeans - Sweats r 4 low self esteem people

Brand - DKNY or Tommy

Store - Maaccyyy's

Lace or satin - Lace

Wool or cotton - Cotton

Celebrety crush - Brett Farve, Tom Brady n David Beckham

r u suicidal -F@..$%% gay . Hell no u r alive 4 a reason

Brothers or sisters - Only lil brothers

Do they draw cute lil pictures 4 u - No they kick my a$$ instead

Ocean or lake - Ocean baby ocean

Soccer or football - Don't make me decide cause I can't

Fav. brand of make-up - Mac, Revlon n Victoria Secret

Do u think u r fat - Yea totally can I have another donut please

Your hero - Jesus 4 not complaining

How many pairs of shoes do u own - Do u really want 2 know ? 86

Model car -Mustang

How many cousins do u have - Like a chin gazillion

Do you believe in love at first sight - Yes

Can u burp -Yes bet I can burp louder than u

Do u cut your self - ha ha only losers do

I'd like to meet:


Only man i'll ever need . I don't care about human judgment or man made rules . Life is your judgement place where he decides if u go n live eternal life or he kicks your ass down 2 hell .

Jesus suffered d worst death ever . Spit on, laughed at, tortured n nailed on a cross . So instead of crying over love, money or failures . Get your lil b!tch ass up just like he did n keep on walking . He died 4 u, so why not live 4 him .

Breeeetttt Farve 4rm the GreenBay Packers . Man he is hooooot . I love it when they play football n it starts snowing nnnnn they have the white uniforms on nnn it gets all muddy nnn they fall n rumble in the mudd nnn uuummm yea

ooo n my novio David Beckham especially after he starts getting all naked n taking of his shirt after d game woo hoo o yea n he plays really good soccer 2

Going goooingg goooooonnee . Just in case u r a retard n have no clue who that is . 1 n only Babe Ruth . That boy could swing

ooo n who ever invented coke . Best stuff ever like ever ever . Nothing makes u burp like a nice cold coke aaaaaaaaaa

I love my teddy

Wonderful ppl I am blessed 2 have in my life

Pookie

Lil brother

Rule maker

Mr. Ortega

El guapo

Mi amiga

J

Strike out

Story teller

Always n 4ever

My 3 amigos

Chunko

Cookie monster

Juli

Guey

Gummi Bear

Mi primo el gringo

Crush

Liz

Mr.M

My Rainbow

Jay 3

Jameson

My husband

Giants suck but still luv u guys

El bailarin

Chocolate theif

$60 n hr

El pintor

My Aztec n African warrior

View All of My Friends

Music:



Movies:

I love my clasic movies . Scarface of course n Flashdance . I can watch any kind of movie just don't make me watch that gay as puberty going tru Harry Potter or any outter space stuff .

Television:

Don't watch much just football, House n M*A*S*H around mignight till I get sleepy

Books:

My bible n magazines 4 the gossip

Heroes:

Wonder Woman she is 1 bad as b!tch n Barbie she has d cutest clothes ever

My Blog

My hair

k yea it is summer n I have never hated my hair like now . My best   friend is a hair bandana right now . It is like all nice n healthy but geez   just sick of it .  Takes a bottle of...
Posted by Jessyjaygurl on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:20:00 PST

I saw a bird

I saw a bird today and it probably heard my tears along with many fools whose eyes lowered and footsteps sped but the bird flapped by and heard my smallest voice screaming it's loudest cries to ...
Posted by Jessyjaygurl on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 12:01:00 PST

He said no

God said No!I asked God to take away my habit...God said, No.It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.God said, No.His spirit is whole, h...
Posted by Jessyjaygurl on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 09:43:00 PST