...YOU CAN CALL ME...
- FATTNESS fatterz fattz fatty fatty mcfatterson fat a** [i dont curse.. =P] tiffany tiff tiffyrocs pantany bombastar dork vampire WACKness [only my "best beezy" can call me this ;) ]
...FUN FATTNESS FACTS...
im married to SNEAKERS..but i'll cheat on them with you KEEBZ =) // i sound like a little girl // im constantly smiling // im always happy // i say "grr" when im mad // i punch "like a human" // im nice [but please dont take advantage of it] // im hella random [i always say weird things out of the blue] // i like to pinch people // i [unknowingly] tend to correct other people's grammar [it's like second nature or something] // i enjoy accidentally finding grammatical errors in books or magazines that i read // i like listening to guys pee // i have a big nose [i get it from my momma] // i like smelling guys' armpits =X [what you know about them pheromones??] // one of my eyes is higher than the other // i truly understand the concept of money because im no longer living comfortably..[im glad i learned that now while im still young] // i like to sweat in my sleep // i love the colors orange and brown // i like playing poker [hustler since the 3rd grade - while other girls played with barbies, i played poker with my dad] // im addicted to twix // i dont like shopping ...except for when it comes to SHOES =)..[i only go to the store/mall if there's something specific that i want and have thought about buying beforehand, therefore, im not your average girl that buys things on impulse] // i hate biters [of ANY kind - "be original, not extra crispy..no one wants to hear you BITE," right joey?] // i love peanut butter smoothies // im open to listen to all types of music but I LOVE R&B more than any other genre of music [ HIP HOP is a close second..surprising huh?] // I LOVE TO DANCE [its part of my LIFESTYLE] // im a DANCE MACHINE // i love dancing ugly on purpose [i always find myself dancing infront of the bathroom mirror after i finish peeing] // i like to stand with my arms crossed and my hands in my armpits like molly shannon // i choose not to drink [EDIT: january 2005 - i started drinking..only in cali though..only in cali =)] // i choose not to smoke // i choose not to curse // i hate the color pink // i like to take hot showers [and by hot i mean the water has to be scalding hot..i guess you could say im slightly masochistic ] // i go to UCF // im a seasonal resident of cali // i dont like burning cds [i prefer buying them despite the fact that im poor] // im weird // i wish i had more interest in what's going on in the world [i admit it..im ignorant] // im out of shape // im a computer nerd [as kathleen says: "youre a myspace whore..all the guys go to you for some myspacin" ] // i have NO metabolism at all [as if there's a tube inside me that leads food from my mouth straight out my butt] // im one of those rare people that dont miss high school // im a robot because i rarely express any emotion [not that i dont have any feelings, i just dont like to share them..] // i dont trust anyone // i absolutely HATE booty music [except at Round Up where people country line dance to it] // i say "heck no" to techno // i regret throwing my hanson cd out the car window 6 years ago because some of their ballads were actually good // i love cereal [apple jacks is my favorite] // im a BOMBASTAR [dont get it twisted though..im no hoe] // i am the ORIGINAL , the ONE and ONLY - TIFFANY CLAIRE SAN MIGUEL ROMERO ..[now you know where TIFFyRoCS comes from, if not, then figure it out..its not hard..........thats what SHE said..=P]
REMEMBER THE TIME?
[MEMORIES FROM 2006]