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FATTNESS

..step through the door in the flyest pair of dunks..quit lyin, you aint seen these at footlocker, c

About Me


...YOU CAN CALL ME...
    FATTNESS fatterz fattz fatty fatty mcfatterson fat a** [i dont curse.. =P] tiffany tiff tiffyrocs pantany bombastar dork vampire WACKness [only my "best beezy" can call me this ;) ]

...FUN FATTNESS FACTS...
im married to SNEAKERS..but i'll cheat on them with you KEEBZ =) // i sound like a little girl // im constantly smiling // im always happy // i say "grr" when im mad // i punch "like a human" // im nice [but please dont take advantage of it] // im hella random [i always say weird things out of the blue] // i like to pinch people // i [unknowingly] tend to correct other people's grammar [it's like second nature or something] // i enjoy accidentally finding grammatical errors in books or magazines that i read // i like listening to guys pee // i have a big nose [i get it from my momma] // i like smelling guys' armpits =X [what you know about them pheromones??] // one of my eyes is higher than the other // i truly understand the concept of money because im no longer living comfortably..[im glad i learned that now while im still young] // i like to sweat in my sleep // i love the colors orange and brown // i like playing poker [hustler since the 3rd grade - while other girls played with barbies, i played poker with my dad] // im addicted to twix // i dont like shopping ...except for when it comes to SHOES =)..[i only go to the store/mall if there's something specific that i want and have thought about buying beforehand, therefore, im not your average girl that buys things on impulse] // i hate biters [of ANY kind - "be original, not extra crispy..no one wants to hear you BITE," right joey?] // i love peanut butter smoothies // im open to listen to all types of music but I LOVE R&B more than any other genre of music [ HIP HOP is a close second..surprising huh?] // I LOVE TO DANCE [its part of my LIFESTYLE] // im a DANCE MACHINE // i love dancing ugly on purpose [i always find myself dancing infront of the bathroom mirror after i finish peeing] // i like to stand with my arms crossed and my hands in my armpits like molly shannon // i choose not to drink [EDIT: january 2005 - i started drinking..only in cali though..only in cali =)] // i choose not to smoke // i choose not to curse // i hate the color pink // i like to take hot showers [and by hot i mean the water has to be scalding hot..i guess you could say im slightly masochistic ] // i go to UCF // im a seasonal resident of cali // i dont like burning cds [i prefer buying them despite the fact that im poor] // im weird // i wish i had more interest in what's going on in the world [i admit it..im ignorant] // im out of shape // im a computer nerd [as kathleen says: "youre a myspace whore..all the guys go to you for some myspacin" ] // i have NO metabolism at all [as if there's a tube inside me that leads food from my mouth straight out my butt] // im one of those rare people that dont miss high school // im a robot because i rarely express any emotion [not that i dont have any feelings, i just dont like to share them..] // i dont trust anyone // i absolutely HATE booty music [except at Round Up where people country line dance to it] // i say "heck no" to techno // i regret throwing my hanson cd out the car window 6 years ago because some of their ballads were actually good // i love cereal [apple jacks is my favorite] // im a BOMBASTAR [dont get it twisted though..im no hoe] // i am the ORIGINAL , the ONE and ONLY - TIFFANY CLAIRE SAN MIGUEL ROMERO ..[now you know where TIFFyRoCS comes from, if not, then figure it out..its not hard..........thats what SHE said..=P]
REMEMBER THE TIME?
[MEMORIES FROM 2006]

My Interests

THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO "OOOOH!"

    SNEAKERS [lightweight sneakerhead] MUSIC [listening to it, dancing to it..singing along with it..music makes my world go 'round] FOOD [im FATTNESS for a reason] HIP HOP [the key to my heart..when did you fall in love?]


I'd like to meet:



...I WANNA MEET...

this guy:

  • long lost friends & relatives


  • ...SORRY I DON'T ADD PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW...

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    [...MY FAVORITES...]

    meet the fam!

    JAY DUB

    MILKY YESTERDAYS

    CORNDOG

    JO-SWEAT

    SOULMATE OF MUSIC

    THE SPANIARD

    CUSO FRESH THE CHEF!

    CLAIRE BEAR

    LEZAH MCGUIRE

    UNCLE MOHAWK

    LOKI? EL-OH-KAY-EYE?

    CEREAL BUDDY

    MY FAVORITE MEX-ICAN

    UNDERWEAR

    SNEAKERS & SUSHI SIDEKICK

    STEPANI

    POOR

    BALLLLLLER!

    DAVIDA LOCA

    HOKEY POKEY

    DULCE

    LADY V

    SUPERDAVE

    EX-WORK WIFE

    view all my groupies =X

    Music:

    THERE GOES AN EARGASM

      MOS DEF
      "alotta mc's is def...but they not MOS, and not close"
      HIP HOP [real hip hop! - atmosphere, a tribe called quest, big l, blackeyed peas [pre-fergie days], bone thugs n harmony, busta rhymes, common, cue estey, dead prez, de la soul, digable planets, dilated peoples, dj ztrip, erykah badu, fugees, gangstarr, ghostface killah, immortal technique, jean grae, jurassic 5, kanye west, krs one, living legends, method man, mobb deep, murs, nas, papoose, pharcyde, pharoahe monche, rakim, the roots, talib kweli, wu-tang..] R&B [life's soundtrack to reproduction - 112, aaliyah, alicia keys, avant, blackstreet, boyz II men, brian mcknight, chris brown, craig david, janet jackson, jc chasez, joe, john legend, justin timberlake, mariah carey, michael jackson, next, richard marx, usher..] BREAKBEATS BOB JAMES [he deserves his own category] ROCK/ALTERNATIVE/OLD SCHOOL GRUNGE [goo goo dolls, linkin park, lost prophets, oasis, red hot chili peppers] BAY AREA MUSIC [im a cali girl at heart] basically anything


    Movies:

    CINEMATIC ADVENTURES

      DISNEY MOVIES [LILO & STITCH 1 & 2, aladdin, emperor's new groove, high school musical, the lizzie mcguire movie, monster's inc, mulan, national treasure, pirates of the caribbean 1 & 2] COMEDIES/ROMANTIC COMEDIES [bad boys of comedy, elf, fools rush in, head over heels, over the hedge, the new guy, she's al that, shrek 1 & 2, team america: world police, van wilder, zoolander] ACTION & DRAMATIC MOVIES [300, blood diamond, crash, four brothers, i am sam, king kong, lord of the rings trilogy, mr & mrs smith, sin city, spiderman 1 & 2 [not so much spiderman 3], tears of the sun, x-men trilogy] BROWN SUGAR dave chappelle's block party final destination 1, 2, & 3 hook matilda sandlot BBOY DVDS [i could watch em ALL day]
    ..and more..

    Television:

    WHERES MY REMOTE?

      THE SIMPSONS boy meets world ellen degeneres show family guy fresh prince of bel-air house king of queens law & order: svu lilo & stitch: the series monk one tree hill sex & the city smallville supernatural


    Books:

    READING MATERIAL

    im not gonna lie..whatevers in the bathroom when i have to poop...hahah..actually i really like matilda [she reminds me of hazel when she was younger - big forehead and all] and ego trip's:book of rap lists ..to school myself in hip hop...oooh and the hip hoptionary [it always gives me a good laugh...hahah]

    Heroes:

    SAVE ME!!

    SPIDERMAN!! [size 8 little boys' underoos yeah!!]...