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Malachi Constant

Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee.

About Me

I'm a super-intelligent shade of the colour blue.

My Interests

Whiskey, Comic Books, Music your parents listened to, and the search for Spock.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and their mother.

Music:

Good.

Movies:

Clever girl...

Television:

That one with the plot, characters, and poor direction.

Books:

Vonnegut, Pahlaniuk, Tolkien, Dostoyevsky, CS Lewis, Kerouac, Ishmael (Quinn), The Perks of Being a Wallflower (Chbosky), The Ostrich (Rada), Calvin & Hobbes, Green Eggs and Ham and the rest of the Seuss library.

Heroes:

Mom. For putting up with me and not tying a boulder to my foot and dropping me in a river, though she probably should have, long ago.

My Blog

Blogging for the Sake of Blogging: A Blast From the Past!!!

Tonight is going to entail a semi-significant amount of writing so instead of regaling you all with tales of valor and daring do, I'm going to pose one question for discussion and then post my very fi...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 10:33:00 PST

Earlier blog repost... maybe you guys can see this one...

Blogging for the Sake of Blogging 2/20/2008 Good Afternoon Lads and Lasses, and welcome to another exciting ad...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 09:14:00 PST

Blogging for the Sake of Blogging 2/20/2008

Good Afternoon Lads and Lasses, and welcome to another exciting addition of BftSoB. Today in my Philosophy class, the question of immortality came up and was thoroughly discussed.  A more conven...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:22:00 PST

Favorite song

Either The Long and Winding Road or Imagine.I can't decide which one's my favorite.
Posted by Malachi Constant on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:20:00 PST

Yeah, this about sums it up.

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Posted by Malachi Constant on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:17:00 PST

hilarious, as usual

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:59:00 PST

Blogging for the Sake of Blogging: Fall Closure

So all of my grades are in and I did pretty okay last term.Western Civ 1 (H113): ANo real surprise here.  History class+great professor+class participation= an A every time.Chaucer (L305): B-I wa...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

Potentially mopey holiday blog. avoid me.

So here's my semi-annual, mopey, slightly intoxicated, single during the holidays blog entry.Consider that your disclaimer.  I'll keep it short this year.Being single this time of year sucks.&nbs...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:41:00 PST

As promised... sorta

Hola seniors and senior eaters,Finals in three classes are down and out.  One more in about 12 hours and then my last test is on Thursday.  What a wild semester this has been.  There we...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:22:00 PST

Because someone asked to see it.

Radiohead  In Rainbows by Adam Hazlett                  Radiohead has succeeded in writing a Radiohead album.  As a f...
Posted by Malachi Constant on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST