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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jacob Adam Majeski
Birthday: April 22, 1981
Birthplace: Durango, CO
Current Location: Hastings, MN
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Airwalks
Your Weakness: sexy women
Your Fears: way too sexy women
Your Perfect Pizza: Taco
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: find someone
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm not even supposed to be here
Your Best Physical Feature: my brain
Your Bedtime: when my body goes limp
Your Most Missed Memory: huh?
Pepsi or Coke: Rum and Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: a fine cigar after a shot of cognac
Do you Swear: fuck damn shit
Do you Sing: la la la
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: a lot
Do you want to go to College: been there done that remember nothing
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: not at all, thats what my toaster tells me
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: maybe
Are you a Health Freak: hell no, pass the deepfried bacon
Do you get along with your Parents: yes, that why I don't live with them
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, Odin is my master
Do you play an Instrument: is a ringtone one
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: all the time
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: when please with the good steak knife
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sith Lord
What country would you most like to Visit: everyone but this one
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown or red
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: 5 inches either way
Weight: 100 lbs to 150 lbs
Best Clothing Style: post modern goth or pop star slut
Number of Drugs I have taken: ask
Number of CDs I own: 300
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing
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My Blog

New car

I got a new car yesterday so wahoo for me.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 03:22:00 GMT

Some phat lines, yeah

I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars I can ride my bike with no handlebars No handlebars No handlebars Look at me, look at me hands in the air like it's good t...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 05:40:00 GMT

Part Two of My Favorite Movies

14.  The Matrix:  Bullet Time is great I tell ya.13.  Boogie Nights: Don Cheadle in western wear then a Rick James wig, priceless.12.  Pulp Fiction: Now there's a tasty beverage.11...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:31:00 GMT

Top 25 Movies Part One

So over the next two blogs, you will learn my top 25 movies.25. Clockwork Orange:  I just like the concept of ultraviolence after drinking at a milk bar.24. Windtalkers: Grew up in the southweste...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 08:07:00 GMT

WTF Walmart

WTF Walmart!!!! You sell a deluxe version of the new Modest Mouse CD, but you edit it or have their label edit it for you. You should sell it as The Bend Over First Amendment And Get Screwed Up Your A...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 10:00:00 GMT

MASH

Heres the lyrics to the song at the start of M*A*S*H* .   Johnny Mandel - Suicide Is Painless --> main content --> Artists > Johnny Mandel > Suicide Is PainlessSubmitted by worth on June...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:36:00 GMT

What is up

What is up with me?  I can tell you simply my life is going somewhere.  I have a job that keeps me mostly content.  I adopted a cat this summer named Bear Marie, I call her Ursa. I...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 19:16:00 GMT