I am amazing at everything i do. If you want cake, i can make an amazing cake. If you want to sex me, i can do amazing sex. (Fat, ugly, std infected girls also welcome)I also have this little lobster pet, and when i do the hokey pokey it claps with its claws. This one time i saw this donkey and it pooed.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A girl who has a purple sweater, a dog with 3 legs, a cricket that has a hat (prefferably named jimmy so i can call him jimminy cricket), and really big nipples.
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