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About Me

Ummmm..... Well, my name is Lucas (just in case you didn't get the hint), I'm 17, I live in the great state of Oklahoma (apparently we have a lot of cows and farms all over the place, though that information could be skewed since it comes from an insane Californian... Wow... Insane Californian... Can you say redundant, children?), I also drive a car... Yeah... It gets me where I need to go (and sometimes where I don't need to go, but only on thursdays). I am interested in many things including, but not limited to, video games, chinese checkers, books, scuba diving, sleeping, snake charming, watching T.V., listening to Beethoven, playing the drums, composing classical orchestra pieces, eating, running, sleeping, walking, jumping, driving, going to school, sitting, the workings of society, smiling, typing, watching movies, seeing all the wonderful people in the world, sleeping, bungee jumping, sleeping, war, mountains, canoes, the mysteries of the universe, buddhism, and lasagna (but you have to ignore every other one). Anyways.... Ummm... Why the hell does it say blurbs up there? What kind of word is blurb anyways? Sounds like something gross that a baby would do... Or an old person... Eww. And who comes up with terminology like "Blog"? It seems like you can make a new word nowadays by taking pieces of two different words and sticking them together... For instance, we know "Web Log" becomes "Blog" (Web log). Or you could take "Fucking ugly" and turn it into "Fugly" (Fucking ugly). Bulldog + Shitsu = Bullshit. WTF is with this? I could take two freakin words and smash them together to make up something dumb... Ummm... "Great old Movies" can become "Groovies" ... I said it would be dumb, not funny, kiss my ass... God... I'm trying to think of how I can take up more room on this thing.... Well, well, well... So I came across this cool list thing, it talks about stupid questions... Here are some good examples....
1. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say "Hi, my name's Bob. I'm an alcoholic"?
2. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
3. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?
4. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
5. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Anyways, that was a good way to stall for... Uhh... Room? I'm not really stalling for time... It's hard to do that when there really isn't any time to stall... So yeah... I'm just going to keep typing until I run out of room and it won't let me type anymore... So I walked outside the other day and there was this Mormon duo riding up in their little suits on those bicycles that they all seem to own, the asked me if I had a moment, I looked at them and said, "M

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People O.o

Music:

AFI- Answer That and Stay Fashionable, Very Proud of Ya, Shut Your Mouth and Open Your Eyes, A.F.I., All Hallows E.P., Black Sails In the Sunset, The Art of Drowning, Sing the Sorrow, Greates Hits, Decemberunderground
Alkaline Trio- Good Mourning, Crimson
Alter Bridge- One Day Remains
Avenged Sevenfold- Waking the Fallen, City of Evil
Blindside- About A Burning Fire, Silence, The Great Depression
Blue October- Foiled
Blur- Blur
Bowling for Soup- Lets Do It for Johnny!, Drunk Enough to Dance, A Hangover You Dont Deserve, The Great Burrito Extortion Case
Johnny Cash- Solid Gold Collection
Creed- Human Clay
Crossfade- Crossfade
Disturbed- The Sickness, Believe, Ten Thousand Fists
Don Mclean- Yes, it's American Pie
Fall Out Boy- Take This to Your Grave, From Under the Cork Tree
The Fray- How to Save a Life
Fountains of Wayne- Only Stacy's Mom
Good Charlotte- The Young and the Hopeless, The Chronicles of Life and Death
Gorillaz- G-Sides, Demon Days
Green Day- Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, American Idiot
Jimmy Eat World- Futures
The Killers- Hot Fuss
Korn- Korn, Follow the Leader, Issues, Untouchables, Take A Look In the Mirror, Greatest Hits Vol. 1, See You On the Other Side
Led Zeppelin- Zoso
Lifehouse- Lifehouse
Linkin Park- Hybrid Theory, Reanimation, Meteora
Maroon 5- Songs About Jane
Metallica- Load, Metallica
Misfits- A bunch of random stuff...
Mudvayne- Lost and Found
Muse- Absolution
My Chemical Romance- Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Nirvana- Nirvana
NOFX- The Greatest Songs Ever Written
The Offspring- Smash, Ignition, Ixnay on the Hombre, Americana, Want You Bad EP, Conspiracy of One, Defy You, Splinter
OK Go- Oh, No
Papa Roach- Infest, Getting Away With Murder, The Paramour Sessions
Panic! At the Disco- A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
Prodigy- The Fat of the Land
The Raconteurs- Just Steady as She Goes
The Rasmus- Dead Letters, Hide From the Sun
Red Hot Chili Peppers- Californication
Rise Against- The Unraveling, Revolutions Per Minute, Siren Song of the Counter Culture, The Sufferer and the Witness
Slipknot- Slipknot, Iowa, The Subliminal Verses
SOiL- Scars, re-de-fine
Staind- Chapter V
Stone Sour- Stone Sour, Come What(ever) May
Sum 41- All Killer No Filler, Does This Look Infected?, Chuck
System of A Down- Toxicity, Mezmerize
Tiger Army- Tiger Army, II: Power of Moonlite, The Early Years E.P., III: Ghost Tigers Rise
Trapt- Trapt, Someone In Control
Trocadero- Again, just some random songs...
The Used- The Used, In Love and Death
Weird Al- Dare to Be Stupid, Bad Hair Day, Running With Scissors, Poodle Hat, Right Outta Lynwood
The White Stripes- More random songs...
Soundtracks- Raiden II

Movies:

In no particular order (except for Star Wars and Ace Ventura, those are my favorites)
Star Wars I, II, III, IV, V, and VI
Ace Ventura I and II
Bruce Almighty
THX-1138
Jurassic Park I, II, and III
Liar, Liar
The Cable Guy
Pirates of the Carribean I and I
Men In Black I and II
Black Sheep
The Pursuit of Happyness
Shrek I and II
Austin Powers I, II, and III
Rush Hour I and II
Toy Story I and II
Beverly Hills Ninja
Napoleon Dynomite
Without a Paddle
Jackie Chans First Strike
The Family Guy Movie
Cowboy Bebop
The Lord of the Rings I, II, and II
The One
A Bugs Life
Operation Condor
Antz
Rat Race
The Flintstones Meet the Jetsons
V For Vendetta
Ice Age I and I
Cars
Billy Madison
Talladega Nights
Bewitched
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
White Noise
Almost Heroes
The Forgotten
Hitch
Meet the Parents
Meet the Fockers
Anchor Man
The Ring II
Shark Tale
The Grudge
Taxi
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Escaflowne
Star Trek I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
The Santa Clause I and II
Forrest Gump
National Lampoons Vegas Vacation and Christmas Vacation
Dumb and Dumber
Jackass
Clerks I and II
Saw
Bio Dome
Big Daddy
X-Men I and II
School of Rock
The Bourne Identity and Supremacy
Harry and the Hendersons
Final Destination
The Pink Panther
The Planet of the Apes (all of them)
James Bond (most of them)
Fun With Dick and Jane
The Producers
Tommy Boy
Spirited Away
The Devil's Rejects
Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Batman (all of them, especially Begins)
South Park
Kung Pow
10 Things I Hate About You
Jungle to Jungle
The Incredibles
The Mask
Akira
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
Kill Bill
Welcome to Mooseport
Big Fish
Cheaper By the Dozen
Elf
The Matrix
Home Alone I, II, and III
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Television:

Attack of the Show
Brainiac
Comedy Central Presents
Desperate Housewives (because I have to)
Dexters Lab
Dirty Jobs
Distraction
Dragon Ball Z (Don't watch it anymore... Just like the pics on the sides of the tapes that I collected when I was young =P)
Ed, Edd 'n Eddy
Family Guy
Feasting On Asphalt
Flip That House
Fooly Cooly
Friends
Futurama
Game Makers
Good Eats
Grey's Anatomy
Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
Home Imporvement
Icons
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Maximum Exposure
Mind of Mencia
Mission Hill
MythBusters
Paranoia Agent
Punk'd
Red Vs. Blue (not really T.V., but still awesome!)
Reno 911
Seinfeld
The Colbert Report
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Drew Carey Show
The Flintsones (favorite cartoon)
The Jetsons
The Worlds Most Amazing Videos
Viva La Bam
Whose Line is it Anyway?
X Play

Books:

-----Finished-----

1. Crash
2. Holes
3. Star Wars: Attack of the Clones
4. The Hunting of the Last Dragon
5. Star Wars: Cloak of Deception
6. The Ransom of Mercy Carter
7. Soldier X
8. Star Wars: Jedi Academy Trilogy: Jedi Search
9. Star Wars: Jedi Academy Trilogy: Dark Apprentice
10. Star Wars: Jedi Academy Trilogy: Champions of the Force
11. Star Wars: Hand of Thrawn Duology: Vision of the Future
12. Star Wars: Agents of Chaos I: Hero's Trial
13. Star Wars: Agents of Chaos II: Jedi Eclipse
14. Star Wars: Balance Point
15. Star Wars: Edge of Victory I: Conquest
16. Star Wars: Edge of Victory II: Rebirth
17. Star Wars: Survivors Quest
18. Star Wars: Star by Star
19. Halo: The Fall of Reach
20. Halo: The Flood
21. Halo: First Strike
22. The Ringworld Engineers
23. The Ringworld Throne
24. Star Wars: Dark Journey
25. Ringworlds Children
26. Star Wars: Enemy Lines I: Rebel Dream
27. Star Wars: Enemy Lines II: Rebel Stand
28. Star Wars: Traitor (one of the greatest books ever!!)
29. Star Wars: Vector Prime
30. Star Wars: Destiny's Way
31. Star Wars: Force Heretic I: Remnant
32. Star Wars: Force Heretic II: Refugee
33. Star Wars: Force Heretic III: Reunion
34. Star Wars: The Final Prophesy
35. Star Wars: The Unifying Force
36. Star Wars: Thrawn Trilogy: Heir to the Empire
37. Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
38. Star Wars: Thrawn Trilogy: Dark Force Rising
39. Sea of Swords
40. Star Wars: Thrawn Trilogy: The Last Command
41. Star Wars: Outbound Flight
42. Ringworld
43. Protector
44. Margarettown
45. Star Wars: Dark Tide I: Onslaught
46. Halo: Ghosts of Onyx
47. The Inferno
48. Lysistrata
49. Star Wars: Dark Tide II: Ruin
50. Star Wars: Darth Bane: Path of Destruction
51. Star Wars: Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader
52. Star Wars: I, Jedi
53. Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Betrayal
54. Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Bloodlines
55. Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Tempest
56. Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Exile

-----Currently Reading----- (yes, I am actually reading ALL of these right now!)

1. Tales From the Draco Tavern
2. Star Wars: Tales from Jabbas Palace
3. Star Wars: Shatterpoint
4. Star Wars: Rogue Planet
5. Star Wars: Tales of the Bounty Hunters
6. The Poetry of Robert Frost
7. Spoken to the Wind
8. White Oleander (probably never going to finish this...)

Im a nerd... I don't care...

My Blog

Spread the Hate

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7v0G6Q2vx1Y Well... I finished watching this video (As well as some others made by Mr. Keane at http://youtube.com/brettkeane) and came to a conclusion: Most humans suck. At...
Posted by Lucas... on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

Christmas

Ummmm..... Well, Aimee has the list of things I want (oh, and what an extensive list it is), so you need to ask her what it says =P Muahahahahahaha....... Yeah. Nothing on it should be more expensive ...
Posted by Lucas... on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

Sweet Agony- 10/27/2006

Please come on,Sweet, sweet agony,Please come on,Tell me what you want from me And I just,I have no other place to run to,No one to trust,No other home that I can go to. So don't leave me&nb...
Posted by Lucas... on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 03:02:00 PST

Two (kinda) New Poems (9/1 and 10/4)

"Life Moves Forward" - 9/1/2006 Good times are in the past, We never notice how they cast Light across our darkened minds, We always leave the good behind. Always wonder, "Is this right?...
Posted by Lucas... on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:12:00 PST

"Weight of His World" - 9/29/06

Hearts frozen solid, Shattered to pieces By the weight of the world (The weight of the world) A lonely heart, Frozen, Stepped on, Broken By the weight of its world (The weight of its world) &...
Posted by Lucas... on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 09:30:00 PST

By My Own Hand (poem)

Sleeping amid dust and gravel,Praying that time will not unravel.I see the error in my sinful ways,And will carry that burden for the rest of my days.Dreaming of love in a far away place,Then remember...
Posted by Lucas... on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:12:00 PST

Muhahaha

I will try to post poems here to for those who arent going to sign up for my message boards =) Just thought everyone should know. Just in case you dont know the adress, and you want ...
Posted by Lucas... on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:14:00 PST

Atlas (poem)

I just cant take it,Feeling so very trapped and confined.The demons always plague me,Tearing up my troubled mind.And I just feel,Like I have the world on my shoulders,Things are getting colder.Nothing...
Posted by Lucas... on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:09:00 PST

All I Want (poem)

What I want,Is to be one,To be free,To have you smiling down on me.My guardian angel,That brings light to many things.So please stay close,Until we die,Even when we fight and cry.And just remember,For...
Posted by Lucas... on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:08:00 PST